Canon is City of Heroes, re: stupid jokes were made about if Spiderbites went to Animus

[viym]

I am. Not. Wearing the Princess Leia costume.

I will just harden my skin and go naked instead.

Yes, this is totally a better option, shut up.

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[viym]

I mean, not that I am particularly ~fancy~ but, come on chica. You're supposed to be all, virtue paragon hope justice all that junk, doesn't not showing your buttcrack kinda...count against that? But eh, what do I know~~~

And again, you're actually the only cape we've seen in months, and you don't seem to have a raging lust for constant justice-sprees, so maybe you're the one sane egg out of a dozen alien facehugger ones.

[urbanhero]

Oh. I, er, I get enough "justice-sprees", as you put it, during my day job! Spending all day putting out fires and fighting back the Hellions kind of makes it hard to work up nearly as much fervor about the whole superhero thing.

...It's strange. I would have thought that others besides us would show up here. [Yes, "us" includes you and your buddies, Viym. Deal with it.] Tell you what. Promise not to cause any problems and I won't feel the need to come down on you like a one-woman PPD squad. Okay?

[viym]

Hey, I've been keeping clean for months~ Mostly because the boys are lazy and I can't exactly last five minutes on my own without ending up in the hospital, but the lack of banks to rob sure helps.

...wait, does curbstomping the remains of the Circle of Thorns count as a 'hero' thing or a 'villain' thing, 'cos thats an addiction I can't really quit.

[urbanhero]

[Okay, that gets an honest laugh for once.] You kidding? Wailing on the Circle is pretty much a right of passage! Everybody hates the Circle. Almost as much as Vahzilok and the Council!

Hell, I'll help curbstomp whatever members manage to get away. They still have a lot to answer for.