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[maraich]

Mun, you know how I feel about Link, so why aren't we married yet? Be more aggressive!

Think of all the cute little Links we would have if we weren't both boys and different species.

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[maraich]

Why not? They're really pretty...

[timezone]

Because then you'll want to buy one.

[maraich]

The business is doing well enough...

[Maybe.]

[timezone]

[Not that well.]

It only just opened.

[maraich]

I run a business too, you know.

I bet you'd change your mind if you saw me in one.

[timezone]

And a lot of your money is going to pay for your apartment rent and the other clothes you have. You're not going to give up buying other new clothes for one dress, are you?

[and lets not even get into the jewelry and accessories you'd want to go with it.]

[maraich]

For a wedding dress? I could hold off on other clothes for awhile.

[The best accessories would be Link in a suit and a wedding ring!]

[timezone]

Okay... but when would you wear it?

[Maraich holding off on buying clothes? riiiight]

[maraich]

On my... wedding day?

[He'll do it for a wedding!]

[timezone]

...is that the only day?

[maraich]

Of course. What other day would I wear it?

[timezone]

But that's a lot of money for a dress you'd only wear once.

[Link might splurge on stuff, but he does it on things he'll used a lot... or when he doesn't have to worry about the money being his]

[maraich]

But it's for a wedding! That's supposed to be one of the most important days of your life.

[timezone]

But it just seems such a waste to have something and only use it once.

[maraich]

It's supposed to be so that the beautiful bride stands out more than anyone else at the wedding. It wouldn't really be suitable for a dinner date.

The only thing I can think of is maybe renewing wedding vows... Then it could be used again!

[timezone]

...shouldn't both people getting married stand out?

[maraich]

Usually the bride stands out the most because the man just wears a suit. And most men at the wedding would be wearing suits, too.

The bride, though, wears a fancy white dress and no one else is supposed to show up in all white like that.

[timezone]

Kafei didn't wear a suit to his wedding. And none of the guests did either. Anju did wear a white dress, though.

[maraich]

Well, we are from different worlds. Judging by what you wear it looks like your world has much different fashion than mine.

But I wouldn't mind. You could wear whatever you wanted!

[timezone]

...

[Oh right. This wasn't a hypothetical discussion of Maraich's wedding. This was one of Maraich and Link's wedding. To each other. That was sounding less and less hypothetical.

Not that Link wouldn't buy Maraich a wedding dress if he wanted it, but the actual marriage part was another thing entirely.]

You know I don't want to get married, Maraich. We already talked about that.

[maraich]

[Just this face.]

1/2

[timezone]

...

2/2

[timezone]

Don't look at me like that.

[maraich]

How could I help but look at you like this?

[timezone]

You're planning a wedding with me that I didn't agree to! You shouldn't be the one crying like you've been pinched really hard!