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[maraich]

Mun, you know how I feel about Link, so why aren't we married yet? Be more aggressive!

Think of all the cute little Links we would have if we weren't both boys and different species.

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[timezone]

Kafei didn't wear a suit to his wedding. And none of the guests did either. Anju did wear a white dress, though.

[maraich]

Well, we are from different worlds. Judging by what you wear it looks like your world has much different fashion than mine.

But I wouldn't mind. You could wear whatever you wanted!

[timezone]

...

[Oh right. This wasn't a hypothetical discussion of Maraich's wedding. This was one of Maraich and Link's wedding. To each other. That was sounding less and less hypothetical.

Not that Link wouldn't buy Maraich a wedding dress if he wanted it, but the actual marriage part was another thing entirely.]

You know I don't want to get married, Maraich. We already talked about that.

[maraich]

[Just this face.]

1/2

[timezone]

...

2/2

[timezone]

Don't look at me like that.

[maraich]

How could I help but look at you like this?

[timezone]

You're planning a wedding with me that I didn't agree to! You shouldn't be the one crying like you've been pinched really hard!

[maraich]

I don't have it planned yet! I'm just looking forward to it, that's all. What's so horrible about that?

[timezone]

You're still looking forward to something I haven't agreed to do! Something I would have to agree to for it to happen!

[maraich]

A boy can dream, can't he?

[timezone]

[well yes... but not... and he... and they... WHY YOU MAKE THIS SO DIFFICULT MARAICH?]

[maraich]

[It's because Link has to be difficult! If he'd just give in and get married and adopt they wouldn't have this problem.]

[timezone]

[If Maraich would stop assuming that just because they have sex and are now dating they were going to get married, they wouldn't have this problem.]

[maraich]

[If Link would stop having copious amounts of sex and date people he had no intention of marrying he wouldn't have this problem!]

[timezone]

[But they agreed to have copious amounts of sex and date each other! There was nothing about marriage in there.]

[maraich]

[Dating leads to marriage! When done right!]

[timezone]

[Then why can't he let it do so naturally instead of trying to force it? Link will only be miserable if he gets pushed into it. Like he would have with Ruto.]

[maraich]

[It's totally natural. Link sees Maraich trying on a beautiful wedding dress, he's overcome with emotions and proposes on the spot.
If only he'd go shopping with him...]

[timezone]

[He would not. He sees Maraich trying on a beautiful wedding dress he'll wonder how much it's going to cost him. Especially if they're out shopping together not because they just happened to be int same place.

...they could have sex in the dressing room]

[maraich]

[If you use it for sex you have to buy it.]

[timezone]

[...how do you buy a dressing room?]

[maraich]

[With lots of rupees.

But then you can use it anytime?]

[timezone]

[But... you wouldn't be able to take it with you! That wouldn't be very useful.]

[maraich]

[You'll just have to shop for wedding dresses more often.]