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[maraich]

Mun, you know how I feel about Link, so why aren't we married yet? Be more aggressive!

Think of all the cute little Links we would have if we weren't both boys and different species.

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[timezone]

Okay... but when would you wear it?

[Maraich holding off on buying clothes? riiiight]

[maraich]

On my... wedding day?

[He'll do it for a wedding!]

[timezone]

...is that the only day?

[maraich]

Of course. What other day would I wear it?

[timezone]

But that's a lot of money for a dress you'd only wear once.

[Link might splurge on stuff, but he does it on things he'll used a lot... or when he doesn't have to worry about the money being his]

[maraich]

But it's for a wedding! That's supposed to be one of the most important days of your life.

[timezone]

But it just seems such a waste to have something and only use it once.

[maraich]

It's supposed to be so that the beautiful bride stands out more than anyone else at the wedding. It wouldn't really be suitable for a dinner date.

The only thing I can think of is maybe renewing wedding vows... Then it could be used again!

[timezone]

...shouldn't both people getting married stand out?

[maraich]

Usually the bride stands out the most because the man just wears a suit. And most men at the wedding would be wearing suits, too.

The bride, though, wears a fancy white dress and no one else is supposed to show up in all white like that.

[timezone]

Kafei didn't wear a suit to his wedding. And none of the guests did either. Anju did wear a white dress, though.

[maraich]

Well, we are from different worlds. Judging by what you wear it looks like your world has much different fashion than mine.

But I wouldn't mind. You could wear whatever you wanted!

[timezone]

...

[Oh right. This wasn't a hypothetical discussion of Maraich's wedding. This was one of Maraich and Link's wedding. To each other. That was sounding less and less hypothetical.

Not that Link wouldn't buy Maraich a wedding dress if he wanted it, but the actual marriage part was another thing entirely.]

You know I don't want to get married, Maraich. We already talked about that.

[maraich]

[Just this face.]

1/2

[timezone]

...

2/2

[timezone]

Don't look at me like that.

[maraich]

How could I help but look at you like this?

[timezone]

You're planning a wedding with me that I didn't agree to! You shouldn't be the one crying like you've been pinched really hard!

[maraich]

I don't have it planned yet! I'm just looking forward to it, that's all. What's so horrible about that?

[timezone]

You're still looking forward to something I haven't agreed to do! Something I would have to agree to for it to happen!

[maraich]

A boy can dream, can't he?

[timezone]

[well yes... but not... and he... and they... WHY YOU MAKE THIS SO DIFFICULT MARAICH?]

[maraich]

[It's because Link has to be difficult! If he'd just give in and get married and adopt they wouldn't have this problem.]

[timezone]

[If Maraich would stop assuming that just because they have sex and are now dating they were going to get married, they wouldn't have this problem.]

[maraich]

[If Link would stop having copious amounts of sex and date people he had no intention of marrying he wouldn't have this problem!]