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Mun, you know how I feel about Link, so why aren't we married yet? Be more aggressive!

Think of all the cute little Links we would have if we weren't both boys and different species.

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[Then why can't he let it do so naturally instead of trying to force it? Link will only be miserable if he gets pushed into it. Like he would have with Ruto.]

[It's totally natural. Link sees Maraich trying on a beautiful wedding dress, he's overcome with emotions and proposes on the spot.
If only he'd go shopping with him...]

[He would not. He sees Maraich trying on a beautiful wedding dress he'll wonder how much it's going to cost him. Especially if they're out shopping together not because they just happened to be int same place.

...~~they could have sex in the dressing room~~]

[If you use it for sex you have to buy it.]

[...how do you buy a dressing room?]

[With lots of rupees.

But then you can use it anytime?]

[But... you wouldn't be able to take it with you! That wouldn't be very useful.]

[You'll just have to shop for wedding dresses more often.]

[But you only need one! And I don't need any!]

[But you have to look really hard for just the right one.]

[...

how long does this search take?]

[It can take weeks. Months. It's a difficult, time-consuming quest.]

[It's ONE dress.]

[It's not just one dress. It's the dress.]

[But you said that about the last dress you bought. How it was the dress.]

[A wedding dress is so much the dress that it makes all the other the dresses look like dirty old rags.
It's like the Master Sword of dresses.]

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[...

that doesn't make any sense.

Other swords are still useful and valuable!]

Edited 2012-02-19 04:59 (UTC)

[It all makes sense! Link just doesn't understand dresses.]

[No. No he does not.]

[It's ok. Maraich will understand dresses for him and do all the hard work. Link can enjoy the aftermath.]

[It was pretty fun aftermath.]

[It was hard and long, too.]

[awwww yeah]

[Oh bb~. How could you not want that for the rest of your life?]

[who says he doesn't?]

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