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Mun, you know how I feel about Link, so why aren't we married yet? Be more aggressive!

Think of all the cute little Links we would have if we weren't both boys and different species.

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[But you have to look really hard for just the right one.]

[...

how long does this search take?]

[It can take weeks. Months. It's a difficult, time-consuming quest.]

[It's ONE dress.]

[It's not just one dress. It's the dress.]

[But you said that about the last dress you bought. How it was the dress.]

[A wedding dress is so much the dress that it makes all the other the dresses look like dirty old rags.
It's like the Master Sword of dresses.]

Edited 2012-02-19 04:58 (UTC)

[...

that doesn't make any sense.

Other swords are still useful and valuable!]

Edited 2012-02-19 04:59 (UTC)

[It all makes sense! Link just doesn't understand dresses.]

[No. No he does not.]

[It's ok. Maraich will understand dresses for him and do all the hard work. Link can enjoy the aftermath.]

[It was pretty fun aftermath.]

[It was hard and long, too.]

[awwww yeah]

[Oh bb~. How could you not want that for the rest of your life?]

[who says he doesn't?]

[There's a good way to guarantee he could have it forever!]

[But he doesn't want to get married! He's not ready for that!]

[He's only ready for forever-sex?]

[If it's always that much fun, sure!]

[...what?]

[If you want to be around forever for sex anyway why not just do the marriage? You'd get home cooked meals thrown in!]

[Because I'm not ready for marriage. We already talked about this.]

[What would be the difference if we're together forever anyway?!]

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