help.

[propulsion]

Not bad. Kind of pithy. One word usernames are on trend right now, so I appreciate it, but I'm just not sure it's, you know, me enough. You may want to talk to my marketing department, they'll tell you -- one syllable, hard consonants. It's all about image.

Speaking of image, I kind of only have fifteen as a max, seven as of now. That's not going to work for me. I understand you're, well, "broke", but have you considered having money?

Little thing, also, quick question -- are we going to save the world at any point? Not saying I have a monopoly on that, but-- well, no, I do. Literal hero monopoly.

You really haven't thought this through. Firing you.

Edit: See? That wasn't so hard. [ ooc ; lmdjsjd thank you. ]

Comments

[brand_of_disgrace]

Loki's right. You're weird.

[propulsion]

Bitter. Weird? Really? He of the constant seven dollar words went with that one?

[liabilities]

[ Look what the cat dragged in. ]

That was quick.

[propulsion]

That was, wasn't it. Sometimes I impress myself.

[starknaked]

Propulsion. I don't know. It's got potential. Won't fit on a hat, but has potential.

[propulsion]

Potential. More of a tagline, but then, not my area. Yours, though, has branding potential.

[supersonic]

No, I'm sure having an income has never occurred to anyone outside yourself, but thank you for enlightening the rest of us on basic economic principles.

Have you always been this intolerable, or have I simply never been listening to a word that came out of your mouth?

[propulsion]

You're welcome.

Isn't 'keeping up' sort of your thing?

[olympic_lion]

Well if you have to ask...

[Hey, Pietro! How's tricks?]

[hexing]

From your lips to God's ear, it seems.

Not, I should clarify, that I would elevate typists to deity status.

[propulsion]

I have that effect on-- well, everyone.

No, no, wouldn't want to feed their ego.

[fearmymartini]

It's rude to ask someone to spend money on you. [ Unless you're a prostitute on the street...that much is obvious. ]

[propulsion]

It's rude to not state clearly the terms and conditions of a working environment, plus expenses.

Have we met?

[milagros]

Peer review must have been something else.

[propulsion]

I've never been a fan?

[al_saselea]

Is that usually how things work out for you? Ask, and ye shall receive?

[propulsion]

Sometimes I have to snap my fingers.

[efficacy]

[ Where does she ever start with this. ]

Username advice from the man who more or less let the press name his superhero identity?

[propulsion]

[ The beginning isn't a bad bet. ]

You make it sound so irresponsible.

[exterrorist]

I like "literal hero monopoly," though not for a username. You could start a band.

[propulsion]

Failing that, I could buy a band.

[therealgenius]

It's all right.

It's just a shame "assclown" is already taken, since it would fit you better than most anything else.

[propulsion]

[ ugh no ]

And to think I could have had yours, because nothing says 'real genius' more than writing it on your forehead.

[hasthekeys]

[Give him a second. One syllable, hard consonants. It sounds familiar. It's about image. It's got to...oh.]

If you're really hung up on the last name, Boss, I'm sure...Starkity Stark Stark isn't taken?

[Not that Happy thinks Tony wants to revert to something that may as well say, "Howard McHowardpants the Awesome" but hey. Stark-related stuff is kind of dry at the moment.

And Happy's not paid for his literary brilliance.]

[propulsion]

It's a good thing I have you around to do stuff that doesn't involve branding. I appreciate it, sincerely.

[olympic_lion]

And you wonder why we have trouble playing board games with you. Well, aside from your constant attempts to buy out the Community Chest.

[propulsion]

The game's called Monopoly, I'm just keeping it real.

Or. A version of me is, and I approve.

[forsrstho]

[wow check your username privilege, stark]

It's awful.

[propulsion]

You're awful. What's awful?

[captainredwhiteblue]

Literal hero monopoly.

[wat]

[propulsion]

Assume when I'm talking about me, I'm talking about the boyband too. It'll save us time.