help.

[propulsion]

Not bad. Kind of pithy. One word usernames are on trend right now, so I appreciate it, but I'm just not sure it's, you know, me enough. You may want to talk to my marketing department, they'll tell you -- one syllable, hard consonants. It's all about image.

Speaking of image, I kind of only have fifteen as a max, seven as of now. That's not going to work for me. I understand you're, well, "broke", but have you considered having money?

Little thing, also, quick question -- are we going to save the world at any point? Not saying I have a monopoly on that, but-- well, no, I do. Literal hero monopoly.

You really haven't thought this through. Firing you.

Edit: See? That wasn't so hard. [ ooc ; lmdjsjd thank you. ]

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[efficacy]

Just pointing out that little incongruity in your statement, that's all. But sure, we can go with irresponsible, too.

[propulsion]

You have it backwards. This is me being responsible. That was me being magnanimous.

[efficacy]

Oh, is that what it was? Right. [ Pfft. ] So, responsible. I'll give you the world saving part, at least.

[propulsion]

I figured you'd appreciate me slotting it somewhere in my schedule. And I got my images. Twenty-one up and counting.

I like yours, by the way. One word, on trend.

[efficacy]

Indeed, especially when you did it without prompting - unless JARVIS reminded you. Getting the images is a little less surprising.

It's preferable to 12percent, which was apparently taken at the time. Much to my continued relief.

[propulsion]

Yeah, let's not dwell. On that. Sometimes I just say things, no need to immortalise it. Mine almost took 'sacrificeplay', which-- yikes.

[efficacy]

Yes, I've been well acquainted with that habit of yours by now. I'm glad they didn't go with that one. Just... no. There's enough going on around you as is without adding a username like that into the mix.