help.

[propulsion]

Not bad. Kind of pithy. One word usernames are on trend right now, so I appreciate it, but I'm just not sure it's, you know, me enough. You may want to talk to my marketing department, they'll tell you -- one syllable, hard consonants. It's all about image.

Speaking of image, I kind of only have fifteen as a max, seven as of now. That's not going to work for me. I understand you're, well, "broke", but have you considered having money?

Little thing, also, quick question -- are we going to save the world at any point? Not saying I have a monopoly on that, but-- well, no, I do. Literal hero monopoly.

You really haven't thought this through. Firing you.

Edit: See? That wasn't so hard. [ ooc ; lmdjsjd thank you. ]

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[olympic_lion]

Oh, lad. Didn't anyone tell you? I have all the best stories.

[propulsion]

Holy--

Okay, was not prepared. I'd say it's great promotional material, but we're still pushing the kids merchandise, so if you can keep that one on the downlow...

[olympic_lion]

And just how much is my silence worth to you, good Tony? I'd be more than pleased to keep my silence for your aid with a... 'project.'

[Because properly pranking the living hell out of Thor takes assistance, you know.]