help.

[propulsion]

Not bad. Kind of pithy. One word usernames are on trend right now, so I appreciate it, but I'm just not sure it's, you know, me enough. You may want to talk to my marketing department, they'll tell you -- one syllable, hard consonants. It's all about image.

Speaking of image, I kind of only have fifteen as a max, seven as of now. That's not going to work for me. I understand you're, well, "broke", but have you considered having money?

Little thing, also, quick question -- are we going to save the world at any point? Not saying I have a monopoly on that, but-- well, no, I do. Literal hero monopoly.

You really haven't thought this through. Firing you.

Edit: See? That wasn't so hard. [ ooc ; lmdjsjd thank you. ]

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[brand_of_disgrace]

Loki's right. You're weird.

[liabilities]

[ Look what the cat dragged in. ]

That was quick.

[starknaked]

Propulsion. I don't know. It's got potential. Won't fit on a hat, but has potential.

[propulsion]

Bitter. Weird? Really? He of the constant seven dollar words went with that one?

[propulsion]

That was, wasn't it. Sometimes I impress myself.

[liabilities]

There is such a thing as finishing too quickly.

[supersonic]

No, I'm sure having an income has never occurred to anyone outside yourself, but thank you for enlightening the rest of us on basic economic principles.

Have you always been this intolerable, or have I simply never been listening to a word that came out of your mouth?

[propulsion]

Potential. More of a tagline, but then, not my area. Yours, though, has branding potential.

[brand_of_disgrace]

Well, no, I'm kinda paraphrasing. Loki said something really clever and witty but I forgot what it was.

[propulsion]

...yyy-yes, are we definitely talking about the same thing? I'm into it either way.

[propulsion]

You're welcome.

Isn't 'keeping up' sort of your thing?

[liabilities]

Your inability to follow along for more than three seconds? Maybe.

[propulsion]

He has that effect on me too. But no, really, bitter. Also the god of lying.

[brand_of_disgrace]

Funny, he said something similar about you. I like you, though.

[propulsion]

I wouldn't call it an inability. That's harsh. More of an insatiability.

[propulsion]

Well, your taste levels have risen exponentially already, but you should probably ditch Bullwinkle sooner rather than later.

[liabilities]

[ A quip for every choir. There's a surprise. ]

Cute.

[propulsion]

[ Other methods of communication are stressful, what can be said. ]

It happens. Most often when you're not trying to ruin my life.

[supersonic]

'Giving a shit,' as they say, is not.

[liabilities]

[ Sweetly: ]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[hexing]

From your lips to God's ear, it seems.

Not, I should clarify, that I would elevate typists to deity status.

[brand_of_disgrace]

[ He giggles. ] But he's so hard to ditch.

[propulsion]

I get that from you. And to answer your question, I have always been a very specific kind of tolerable. I recognise it's not for everyone.

[propulsion]

Uh huh. I guess by now it must be second nature for you.

[propulsion]

I have that effect on-- well, everyone.

No, no, wouldn't want to feed their ego.