Voice Test

[infinitemayonnaise]

Alright...I know no one could resist having me in their head, but lady, there's no way this is going to work. What am I going to eat up here? There aren't any Phantoms! I'll starve!

Even if that wasn't going to be a problem, maybe, maybe this could work, but I can't hang around in a headspace like yours for very long. I can't believe I'm having to stay in a headspace like this at all!

You...you DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE.

[Which is clearly the worst thing anyone ever could do to him, given the way he's reacting.]

So just buy me lunch, forget about me, and we'll pretend this never happened. Deal?

Comments

[plainsugar]

Why would she waste money on you?

[sinistraljoker]

What's mayonnaise have to do with anything?

[juicy_hamburger]

Hmm... What's so bad about getting inside of a woman's head?

[can_fall_no_lower]

...what's 'mayonnaise'? [His eyes go from brown to blue. You're a curiously over the top human, aren't you? At 6"9, Alisdair requires a lot of food, so he'll just clarify,] I have found if you don't think about it, you don't require food in headspace.

[bearerofhope]

You know, forgetting about you probably wouldn't be any good either. Then you'd really starve.