Voice Test

[infinitemayonnaise]

Alright...I know no one could resist having me in their head, but lady, there's no way this is going to work. What am I going to eat up here? There aren't any Phantoms! I'll starve!

Even if that wasn't going to be a problem, maybe, maybe this could work, but I can't hang around in a headspace like yours for very long. I can't believe I'm having to stay in a headspace like this at all!

You...you DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE.

[Which is clearly the worst thing anyone ever could do to him, given the way he's reacting.]

So just buy me lunch, forget about me, and we'll pretend this never happened. Deal?

Comments

[infinitemayonnaise]

[Stuck without food? This is the WORST.]

So I'm either stuck up here with no way out or I'm gonna starve to death?

[bearerofhope]

Something like that. There's always alternatives. You could find another mana source if she decides to put your somewhere, or you could find a place with Phantoms. Maybe if you put on a cute face, she'll feel sorry for you.

[infinitemayonnaise]

Yeah, but how will I know if that mana source is going to work as well as a Phantom?

[He's not looking forward to the future experimentation that's going to come from this, that's for sure.]

I've tried cute faces, man, it's like they have no effect on her!

[bearerofhope]

You'll just have to try and hope for the best.

She's probably used to it, then. Looks like you really are out of luck.

[infinitemayonnaise]

Ahhh, it's going to take some work to find any opportunity in this...