Voice Test

[infinitemayonnaise]

Alright...I know no one could resist having me in their head, but lady, there's no way this is going to work. What am I going to eat up here? There aren't any Phantoms! I'll starve!

Even if that wasn't going to be a problem, maybe, maybe this could work, but I can't hang around in a headspace like yours for very long. I can't believe I'm having to stay in a headspace like this at all!

You...you DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE.

[Which is clearly the worst thing anyone ever could do to him, given the way he's reacting.]

So just buy me lunch, forget about me, and we'll pretend this never happened. Deal?

Comments

[bearerofhope]

Not a chance. Once you're here, you're stuck unless they decide to send you somewhere. Then you just get to stay in limbo.

If you go somewhere, you'd probably starve too. Phantoms don't exist where I'm at now.

[infinitemayonnaise]

[Stuck without food? This is the WORST.]

So I'm either stuck up here with no way out or I'm gonna starve to death?

[bearerofhope]

Something like that. There's always alternatives. You could find another mana source if she decides to put your somewhere, or you could find a place with Phantoms. Maybe if you put on a cute face, she'll feel sorry for you.

[infinitemayonnaise]

Yeah, but how will I know if that mana source is going to work as well as a Phantom?

[He's not looking forward to the future experimentation that's going to come from this, that's for sure.]

I've tried cute faces, man, it's like they have no effect on her!

[bearerofhope]

You'll just have to try and hope for the best.

She's probably used to it, then. Looks like you really are out of luck.

[infinitemayonnaise]

Ahhh, it's going to take some work to find any opportunity in this...