Voice Test

[infinitemayonnaise]

Alright...I know no one could resist having me in their head, but lady, there's no way this is going to work. What am I going to eat up here? There aren't any Phantoms! I'll starve!

Even if that wasn't going to be a problem, maybe, maybe this could work, but I can't hang around in a headspace like yours for very long. I can't believe I'm having to stay in a headspace like this at all!

You...you DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE.

[Which is clearly the worst thing anyone ever could do to him, given the way he's reacting.]

So just buy me lunch, forget about me, and we'll pretend this never happened. Deal?

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[can_fall_no_lower]

[No. No, it doesn't. And it smells vile.]

...mana? Phantoms? I thought you were human.

[infinitemayonnaise]

[He seems a little indignant.]

Of course I'm human! But I ran into a couple of problems at an archaeological site and now I'm a wizard!

[He's just going to take a bite of that donut since it's a shame to let such good food go to waste.]

[can_fall_no_lower]

A wizard.

[Magic isn't real. What the what.]

[infinitemayonnaise]

Of course I'm a wizard. Look, I'll show you!

[And he'll put on two rather large, gaudy rings. He passes one over his belt buckle, and the belt talks.]

DRIVER ON!

[A fancier belt appears around his waist, and now there's a little bit of posing.]

Henshin!

[He sticks the other ring into the side of the belt, and it pops open, revealing a golden lion face. The belt continues making a ridiculous amount of noise, almost as though it were some sort of toy.]

SET!
OPEN!
L-I-O-N! LI-ON!

[As that happens, a golden circle of magic energy appears from the belt and passes over Nitou, transforming him into Kamen Rider Beast.]

See?

[can_fall_no_lower]

...is this what 'wizards' look like on Earth?

[infinitemayonnaise]

Sure it is!

[His Earth, anyway. He doesn't know about others.]

It's not a robe and pointy hat like they tell you in the movies.