Voice Test

[infinitemayonnaise]

Alright...I know no one could resist having me in their head, but lady, there's no way this is going to work. What am I going to eat up here? There aren't any Phantoms! I'll starve!

Even if that wasn't going to be a problem, maybe, maybe this could work, but I can't hang around in a headspace like yours for very long. I can't believe I'm having to stay in a headspace like this at all!

You...you DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE.

[Which is clearly the worst thing anyone ever could do to him, given the way he's reacting.]

So just buy me lunch, forget about me, and we'll pretend this never happened. Deal?

Comments

[juicy_hamburger]

Hmm... What's so bad about getting inside of a woman's head?

[infinitemayonnaise]

There's nothing to eat up here, and the company's pretty boring.

[juicy_hamburger]

I see... You want to eat mayonaise, and you find the company of women boring...

[infinitemayonnaise]

No, no, no, no! I didn't say I found the company of women boring, just not this woman! And there are a bunch of dudes up here...it's crowded!

[Can't deny that he wants to eat mayonnaise, though.]

[juicy_hamburger]

Ah... I know what you mean. I think my team could use a few more women on it...

[infinitemayonnaise]

I wouldn't mind if there were more cute girls around, that's for sure. It's such a drag being stuck around a bunch of other men for that long.