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[whoneedslegstofly]

Alright. I get it. You want to put me somewhere.

Fine fine. Not like I can do anything to stop you.

I can be the most annoying muse you've ever seen though. Just keep that in mind, alright mun?



Also, when are you going to drop me in some of those memes? Brittle bones doesn't mean I can't flirt with the best of them, boss. So get on that!

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[routinemission]

Assuming that I'm understanding this right...

Are you sure you want your mun to drop you in memes, Joker? You know what some of those memes are about, right?

For instance, things about "the morning after."

[whoneedslegstofly]

...Hey, if it means I get laid, I'm down for it. You know how hard it is to convince someone that I won't break in the middle of things?

No everyone is you after all, Comamnder. We don't get half the cast throwing themselves at us.

[routinemission]

Assuming that you end up doing... things with someone who doesn't know you, there wouldn't be a need for convincing. I'll spare you the technicalities on that one.

[whoneedslegstofly]

...Are you doubting my swag, commander?

[routinemission]

It's not your "swag" I'm worried about.

[whoneedslegstofly]

I'm not a virgin if you're trying to add "Protector of Innocence" to your list of titles, commander.

[routinemission]

No, that isn't it. I was thinking of other things.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Wonder if you'll get a ship wherever you're going.

And where did you say these memes are ...?

[whoneedslegstofly]

I better! It'd be great if I could have the Normandy but we both know how unlikely that is.

Bakestreet, or whatever it's called. Haven't picked any out yet. Mun's still at work. Which sucks.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Unfortunately, from what I've seen, there aren't too many games that let you bring war ships along. Here's hoping though.

I'll be sure to point my mun in that direction. Some of these look ... fun.

[whoneedslegstofly]

I know and it sucks.

My mun says maybe we'll see you around then.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Well, there's always that Ataraxion place.

I have a feeling you might.

[whoneedslegstofly]

My mun's actually working on my app for that place now. Should be interesting, I guess.

[justtake5minutes]

Sounds like you're stuck with someone the opposite of my mun. All he wants me to do is flirt and parade around in those memes.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Hey let's trade lives. You can have my laid back mun, crippled legs, and boring life and I'll take your mun, your good loose--with my swag of course--and go have fun!

[justtake5minutes]

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

[whoneedslegstofly]

...You're crushing my dreams.

[justtake5minutes]

Hey. I'm sure you'll do fine wherever you go.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Yeah I guess. Sucks I can't take the Normandy or EDI with me but.. It is what it is.

[greybox]

I didn't realize you wanted to add to your list of failed attempts. Not something most guys brag about.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Well, you know, some guys have lists of achievements. Ihave lists of failures. Someone has to.

[greybox]

Can't say I don't admire your honesty. It's hard to find in deep space like this. ...Not that it helps you get a girl.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Yeah yeah, I know. Honestly isn't a quality you space girls look for. Big guns and mandibles seems to be a thing.

[greybox]

Not always. Then again I can't really say on the mandibles thing. Turians are new ground I've yet to discover.

But as for the guns? I'd say you've got one right here.

[She puts a finger to his lips.]

That mouth of yours could be used for good. If trained properly.

[whoneedslegstofly]

[An eyebrow quirks at that.]

Not sure I'm following completely. Are you saying I'd be a good politician or a smooth talker in general if I tried really hard?