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Alright. I get it. You want to put me somewhere.

Fine fine. Not like I can do anything to stop you.

I can be the most annoying muse you've ever seen though. Just keep that in mind, alright mun?

Also, when are you going to drop me in some of those memes? Brittle bones doesn't mean I can't flirt with the best of them, boss. So get on that!

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I didn't realize you wanted to add to your list of failed attempts. Not something most guys brag about.

Well, you know, some guys have lists of achievements. Ihave lists of failures. Someone has to.

Can't say I don't admire your honesty. It's hard to find in deep space like this. ...Not that it helps you get a girl.

Yeah yeah, I know. Honestly isn't a quality you space girls look for. Big guns and mandibles seems to be a thing.

Not always. Then again I can't really say on the mandibles thing. Turians are new ground I've yet to discover.

But as for the guns? I'd say you've got one right here.

[She puts a finger to his lips.]

That mouth of yours could be used for good. If trained properly.

[An eyebrow quirks at that.]

Not sure I'm following completely. Are you saying I'd be a good politician or a smooth talker in general if I tried really hard?

You'll find you have plenty of talents, if you try hard enough.

Actually try, not the cute little pick-ups you attempt on the local girls.

Hey, I try hard at everything I do, Kasumi. Don't mistake my flirting for just flirting. It's important scientific work.

Scientific work? Consider me surprised.

[She slides down next to him.]

'Joker' and 'Science' aren't really two words I'd put together.

Yeah well, most people wouldn't connect "Cripple with "Best damn pilot in the universe" either.

[He grins, shrugging a bit.]

I just like talkin to people.

Funny, I like that too. Well, actually, I'm more of a listener.

[Easier to pick up gossip.]

Well that's because you're a creeper stalker, Kasumi. You and that invisibility of yours.

I prefer the term 'conversation enthusiast'. And you KNOW it's better when there's not a visible observer~

Uh huh. If that's what helps you sleep at night, Kasumi...

[He shoots her another grin.]

Then again, I can't lie. If I could do what you do, I'd be all over that.

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