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Alright. I get it. You want to put me somewhere.

Fine fine. Not like I can do anything to stop you.

I can be the most annoying muse you've ever seen though. Just keep that in mind, alright mun?

Also, when are you going to drop me in some of those memes? Brittle bones doesn't mean I can't flirt with the best of them, boss. So get on that!

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...Hey, if it means I get laid, I'm down for it. You know how hard it is to convince someone that I won't break in the middle of things?

No everyone is you after all, Comamnder. We don't get half the cast throwing themselves at us.

Edited 2013-03-13 16:30 (UTC)

Assuming that you end up doing... things with someone who doesn't know you, there wouldn't be a need for convincing. I'll spare you the technicalities on that one.

Edited (I suck at English. XD) 2013-03-13 18:29 (UTC)

...Are you doubting my swag, commander?

It's not your "swag" I'm worried about.

I'm not a virgin if you're trying to add "Protector of Innocence" to your list of titles, commander.

No, that isn't it. I was thinking of other things.

Oh? Come on, Commander, share with the class.

You sure you wanna hear this?

Now I definitely do.

I was thinking of positions.

So that your bones don't break.

Speaking of, you've been taking your meds, right?

[So that he doesn't have to go tell Dr. Chakwas that he HASN'T been.]

Oh. That.

Well you just have to get creative is all.

And yeah, yeah I have, I promise. Don't worry, Commander, I'm not going to break apart or anything.

Edited 2013-03-14 04:31 (UTC)

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