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[whoneedslegstofly]

Alright. I get it. You want to put me somewhere.

Fine fine. Not like I can do anything to stop you.

I can be the most annoying muse you've ever seen though. Just keep that in mind, alright mun?



Also, when are you going to drop me in some of those memes? Brittle bones doesn't mean I can't flirt with the best of them, boss. So get on that!

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[whoneedslegstofly]

Wait--what--What the hell are you talking about!?

[iamvengeance]

I am informed that the "showing of the goods" is a human expression for mating rituals.

And I have no desire to witness your primitive displays and posturing.

[whoneedslegstofly]

That's not--wait, Kaidan, you didn't mean--

....Shit now I have no idea what's going on.

[iamvengeance]

Yes. The biotic soldier. That is who you were speaking with, is it not?

[whoneedslegstofly]

Yeah but I'm pretty sure we were talking about alcohol....I think.

[iamvengeance]

You are uncertain?

In my cycle, we were taught to always be vigilant of our words. Otherwise you could be caught unawares by the indoctrinated.

[whoneedslegstofly]

...Ah...I don't think Kaidan is trying to indoctrinate me.




Unless that's some new term for having sex with someone. Some new kink thing....

[iamvengeance]

You have a one-track mind, human.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Yeah, well, sometimes I just can't help myself.

Plus, you're one to talk, Captain Vengeance.