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[whoneedslegstofly]

Alright. I get it. You want to put me somewhere.

Fine fine. Not like I can do anything to stop you.

I can be the most annoying muse you've ever seen though. Just keep that in mind, alright mun?



Also, when are you going to drop me in some of those memes? Brittle bones doesn't mean I can't flirt with the best of them, boss. So get on that!

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[justtake5minutes]

Maybe a few years ago, things change.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Heh. Isn't that the truth?

[justtake5minutes]

Come to think of it. I didn't think you were so... hot to trot.

[whoneedslegstofly]

We all have our little secrets~

[justtake5minutes]

Some bigger than others, huh?

[whoneedslegstofly]

Damn right, Alenko.

[justtake5minutes]

I think I'd have to be drunk to go deeper into that one.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Hey, if you supply the booze, I'm all for it.

[justtake5minutes]

I've been known to carry the good stuff.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Big talk for a guy that hasn't shown the goods yet. And Krogan crap doesn't count because i really don't feel like, you know, dying?

[justtake5minutes]

You don't even know what goods I have in my back pocket.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Still talking big, Alenko. Either start showing off the goods or I'm going to go get my kicks somewhere else.

[justtake5minutes]

I get it I get it. You want in my private stash.

Give me a sec and I'll be back with the goods.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Yeah yeah, you better come back. I'll never trust you again if you don't.

[justtake5minutes]

[ the goods are booze, and he is back with them. ]

Something tells me I missed something.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Yeah just--Prothy's just being Prothy so let's pour some booze and ignore him.

[justtake5minutes]

I don't think I even want to know.

[ Yeah, he brought beer...CANADIAN beer... but no bacon. ]

i'm sorry

[iamvengeance]

If you are attempting to mate, human, I suggest you do it where we are not forced to stare at it.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[whoneedslegstofly]

Wait--what--What the hell are you talking about!?

[iamvengeance]

I am informed that the "showing of the goods" is a human expression for mating rituals.

And I have no desire to witness your primitive displays and posturing.

[whoneedslegstofly]

That's not--wait, Kaidan, you didn't mean--

....Shit now I have no idea what's going on.

[spacerhero]

What's wrong, Javik? I thought you were so interested in the mating habits and rituals of humans.

[whoneedslegstofly]

Oh for fu--Commander. Really? Are you seriously going to provoke Prothy?

[iamvengeance]

Whoever told you this is a liar, Commander, and you should not allow them space on your ship.

I suggest executing them before the rest of the crew as a display of what occurs when they are not truthful.

[spacerhero]

And here I thought you were going to tell me to throw them out the airlock.