On certain castmate reserve~

[2cool4guardian]

Do you have to look so happy? It's just a reserve. Maybe the Vogons won't let him in. Ever thought that aliens could be allergic to rabbit fur, mmh?

[By now, Jack, they've become allergic to snow.]

Also, for the record? I'm absolutely not "tsun-ing". ...whatever that is.

[Translation: the idiot is as happy as his mun.]

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[myownhand]

What th'heck is "tsun-ing"?? My mun keeps tellin' me I do it all th'time.

[YOU DO MER.]

LOL

[2cool4guardian]

[WELCOME TO THE DENIAL CLUB, ENJOY YOUR STAY]

Whatever it is, apparently we're 'adorable' at it. Don't take me wrong, I know I'm cute, but I don't trust it when it comes from HER.

[myownhand]

[BEEN THERE FOR A LONG TIME. BEST CLUB OKAY]

Adorable? That makes it make even less sense. What do I have in common with you that makes us both adorable?

[BECAUSE YOU ARE A JERK 65% OF THE TIME JACK FROST.

HUH. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT STATEMENT ALONE MER.]

[2cool4guardian]

[He snorts. Sorry, Mer, this isn't going to end well.]

You wish you were as awesome as I am. Muns think everything is cute, so don't take their judgment seriously.

[AND DAMN PROUD OF IT be glad she only gets 65%!]

[myownhand]

[SHE IS GOING TO FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE YOU SAID AND JUST CONCENTRATE ON THAT ONE THING.]

Ooooh, I'm much more awesome than you. Easily.

[This is going to be a fight to the finish]

[2cool4guardian]

Suuuuure thing. Remind me again who doesn't know how to deal with a bunch of bears?

[He likes bothering the ones he finds on the North Pole. So white and pretty!]

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[myownhand]

I dealt with th'bears just fine on my own.

[SHE ACTUALLY DID FOR THE MOST PART LETS BE FRIGGIN HONEST HERE.]

At least I don't get a gigantic kangaroo angry at me for bein' a complete dobber---

[myownhand]

[....]

Th'mun's laughin' pretty hard.

We must be doin' it right now.

[THE TSUNNING IS VERY STRONG WITHIN YOU TWO.]

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[2cool4guardian]

Are you kidding me, making Cottontail angry is a sport! You can't use that against--

[2cool4guardian]

...way to go, princess.

[WHY YES HE'S BLAMING YOU FOR THIS ONE]

[myownhand]

This is not my fault. You're th'one who started it!

[2cool4guardian]

Me? You had to come, ask and add more of your... tsuning thingy! [High class vocabulary right here, folks.]

[myownhand]

I was just askin' if y'knew what it was! I didn't want y'to actually do it.

[2cool4guardian]

What part of that post makes you think I have any idea of what that is? Wasn't it Scottish enough for you?

[myownhand]

[S C R E A M I N G]

I can understand what y'say just fine. I just thought that since you're a bit more modern than me y'may know.

[THEY ARE CLEARLY BEST FRIENDS. YOU CAN JUST TELL FROM ALL THIS TSUN.]

[2cool4guardian]

This isn't about ages, princess. This about understanding mun-speak. Do you really want to go there? Because believe me, after seeing her browse that "kink meme", I think I have enough for a century or two.

[You can know it's bad when not even Jack Frost wants to sacrifice his curiosity for it.]

[myownhand]

Trust me. Already had one tumshie start tryin' t'talk dirty around me and it was enough.

[Her parent's active sex life has ruined her for life.]

I'd rather not pay attention t'anything th'muns say.

[2cool4guardian]

Aww, really? Not interesting in knowing all about rabbit's mechanics and sneaky sand that gets in places where the sun doesn't reach?

[Playing totally innocent here, thank you.]

[myownhand]

[Oh you want to play dirty. She'll screw with you back--]

No, I'd just rather not know what happens after older Jamie [Yes your Jamie] does when he shoves girls up against walls and kisses em' t'shut em' up.


[This is a true conversation that happened. and you probably don't want to know how it got to that point.


Besides the fact that she may have shoved one of the very many one of you up against a wall and kissed you to shut you up.

Don't worry. You aren't in danger of that.





Yet. ಠ_ಠ]

[2cool4guardian]

[Blink, blink.]

Err, yeah? He's a boy. That's what boys do. They grow up, kiss girls (or other boys) and lose their virginity in the backseat of their cars.

[See, Mer, people and sex don't bother Jack. He's lived for too long and seen too many kids growing up so damn fast. No, what it bothers Jack is his fellow Guardians and sex. Because... eww.]

But why would you--?

[Wait. Squinting his eyes. Then he starts laughing.]

That's my boy!

[He does, actually. Spill the deets. And stay away from him you crazy redhead]

[myownhand]

He didn't lay a finger on me. [Really.] Asked me how old I was and after that one of you intervened.

[ಠ_ಠ And now this look. Actually it's always been this look. Let's be real.]

And I'm not interested anyway. Met him when he was 8 first. It's just weird after that.

[Also he heard she was 16 and was like N O P E.

So wait... how did that topic come up....]

[2cool4guardian]

[Merida used Mean Look! ...It's not very effective.]

How is that weird? You didn't watch him grow up. Lots of childhood friends end up married - want me tell you about my headmate?

[Jack, no, she's embarrassed enough without your intervention.]

Jamie likes fables and myths. I bet a bear princess would be perfect for him.

[Actually he isn't sure Merida's temper is one to go for Jamie but he can't let go of the teasing now.]

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[myownhand]

I know he does, but he seems t'be a bit too enamored with you t'pay me any notice.

[myownhand]

[...]

Also he asked Pitch out on a date.

[myownhand]

[......]

And he also thinks Pitch has a crush on me.

[Can you tell how traumatizing these past few days have been for mer? :,D]