On certain castmate reserve~

[2cool4guardian]

Do you have to look so happy? It's just a reserve. Maybe the Vogons won't let him in. Ever thought that aliens could be allergic to rabbit fur, mmh?

[By now, Jack, they've become allergic to snow.]

Also, for the record? I'm absolutely not "tsun-ing". ...whatever that is.

[Translation: the idiot is as happy as his mun.]

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[myownhand]

He didn't lay a finger on me. [Really.] Asked me how old I was and after that one of you intervened.

[ಠ_ಠ And now this look. Actually it's always been this look. Let's be real.]

And I'm not interested anyway. Met him when he was 8 first. It's just weird after that.

[Also he heard she was 16 and was like N O P E.

So wait... how did that topic come up....]

[2cool4guardian]

[Merida used Mean Look! ...It's not very effective.]

How is that weird? You didn't watch him grow up. Lots of childhood friends end up married - want me tell you about my headmate?

[Jack, no, she's embarrassed enough without your intervention.]

Jamie likes fables and myths. I bet a bear princess would be perfect for him.

[Actually he isn't sure Merida's temper is one to go for Jamie but he can't let go of the teasing now.]

1/3

[myownhand]

I know he does, but he seems t'be a bit too enamored with you t'pay me any notice.

[myownhand]

[...]

Also he asked Pitch out on a date.

[myownhand]

[......]

And he also thinks Pitch has a crush on me.

[Can you tell how traumatizing these past few days have been for mer? :,D]

1/3 back at ya

[2cool4guardian]

He isn't enamored, I'm his hero! No girl won't take away that.

[2cool4guardian]

He-- what?

[Congratulations, you finally managed to broke his brain.

It takes a moment for the information to register, and when it does he frowns and tightens the hold on his staff.

Does he have to kick some boogeyman ass again?]

[2cool4guardian]

[...maybe not.]

I wish the two of you all the happiness and a prosper family life together.

[Keep away that asshole from Jamie. He's counting on you girl!]

[myownhand]

[W O W THANKS JACK.]

Pretty sure Pitch is only interested in me because I'm friends with you.

[WHICH MEANS THIS IS YOOOOUUURRR FAUUUUULLLTTTT.]

And he doesn't like me. Why does everyone try t'tell me who I like, who likes me, and who I should date?

[This is ridiculous, okay?]

[2cool4guardian]

[YOU'RE WELCOME! 8D]

Because you keep making all these funny faces and they're too good to let pass.

[Jack is always in for some easy entertainment.]

Maybe you should start your own version of "The Bachelorette". Your hair alone would get high ratings.

[myownhand]

[After some consultation with the mun on what "The Bachelorette" is--]

I already had that, remember?

[DID YOU WATCH HER MOVIE]

And I ended up choosin' myself.

[Cue innuendo about her username]

[2cool4guardian]

Well, obviously it wasn't enough if now you're starting your own harem here.

[Certain song by Divinyls comes to mind but let's not go there.]

Not that I can blame you for wanting so much of me.

[myownhand]

[S C R E A M I N G]

Th'Jackapocalypse-- [yeah we are calling it that.] --is not my fault.

All of you just like t'get t'gether and chat your cold heads off.

[2cool4guardian]

The "Jackapocalypse"?

[... ...]

I like it. The world needs more Jack Frost. [Because obviously two hundred of them aren't enough1]

[myownhand]

Yes, there was a post on here... there were about five of you? Maybe more?

[She dies a little just thinking about it]

It was a nightmare.