thenolifeking: (ready to go)
Alucard ([personal profile] thenolifeking) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-20 02:51 pm

A bored vampire is a dangerous vampire.

I'm grow tired of this waiting. I don't care what you say this place is a cesspool with few redeeming qualities. Either find something entertaining or take me out.

[ Have a look mundane. ]
angel_of_death: (Formalities)

And I am awake!

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-02-22 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he's not saying that the vampire hasn't rightly earned it. Walter would definitely be sulking himself if he were stuck in such an outright insulting situation.

It doesn't change the fact that the vampire is sulking, however.]


If you weren't sulking, you wouldn't have said there was nothing to be done about it. So unless you've changed your mind...

[It's a bait-- a challenge for the vampire to do something. He doesn't know where it will lead, but whereever it does, it's sure to be better than watching his partner be morose and listless.]
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angel_of_death: (Grumbling like an old man)

Have you managed to recruit a Walter yet?

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-02-23 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, if the vampire is going to look at him like that, he's just going to pluck the cigarette from his lips and take a drag from it himself.]

I don't personally own one, no. But you can have your fill of Jerries in that one 'PSL'.

[Though there's a very, very strong possibility that they will end up enemies in that one. He doesn't bring that up, though.]

I might take a look around here and see if there aren't any hostile vampires worth killing.
angel_of_death: (Smug)

There seem to have been a few ones popping up lately. Maybe you'll get lucky.

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-02-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Good point. I should have said "worth the hunt".

[Because there's still the possibility that he might not be allowed to kill one vampire or another, given mundanes and their particulars.]
angel_of_death: (Plotting)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-02-25 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
So I've noticed. I take it things are no better where you've been placed.

[He takes another long drag, then holds it casually up to the vampire's lips as though he hadn't just stolen it without asking.]

Is there anyone in that place worth your time?
angel_of_death: (Query)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-02-26 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[He vaguely remembers his writer reading something about power restoration when poking around. Something about a catch.]

Wasn't there some sort of condition to that?
angel_of_death: (Sceptical)

No need to! I walked him into it knowing that sort of thing might happen.

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-02-27 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[For the moment, Walter is surprisingly calm. He's still calm for two reasons: 1, he doesn't have to do it, and 2, he doesn't have to clean it up.

What the vampire does get in return for his obscene candor is a positively baleful stare.]


The required number of individuals? You're going to bang multiple people?

[The question enters unbidden into his mind: Just how many is birds and/or blokes is the vampire going to fuck?

No. No, he doesn't want to know.]
angel_of_death: (Wounded pride)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-03-01 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[And then there is Walter, who will apparently still be a virgin even at 70, and whose brows are presently furrowing with repressed embarrassment.]

I don't suppose those certain supressed aspects of vampirism include the creation of ghouls?
angel_of_death: (Shrugging like I don't give a damn)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-03-01 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
[If Walter lightened up easily, he wouldn't be Walter. Come back when you have a few disemboweled Nazis and/or vampires and maybe he'll be more amenable to your roguish charm.]

Pity that the ones who deserve to have something bad happen to them manage to escape it.

[He's secretly hoping the vampire will at least leave the little tarts sore. Yes, he does feel a little vindictive towards the unnamed strangers. He certainly doesn't think highly of them.]
angel_of_death: (What are you on about)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-03-01 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
And what did you expect?

[Other than to possibly fluster him, the thought occurs. The vampire hasn't quite hit the right button to do that just yet. But he's in the general territory to do so.]
angel_of_death: (Outburst)

He's jealous of the time all these strangers get to spend with his partner.

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-03-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jealous? Jealous?! The very insinuation that he might want to switch places and behave as less than a common whore is more than enough to tip Walter's temper over the edge.

With a violent twitch and the clutching of the butler's fists, the explosion the vampire was looking for in the first place finally erupts.]


What the Hell led you to that conclusion!!
angel_of_death: (Tantrum)

And now I must go run an errand. I shall return later.

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-03-01 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey. That's justifying your hunch with information produced after the fact. That's CHEATING.]

I only got angry AFTER you said it!!
angel_of_death: (Outburst)

[personal profile] angel_of_death 2013-03-02 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Never. This is why the butler blows up at him so often.]

No!! You'll just come up with some wild accusation out of the blue so you can rile me up even more!!

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