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A bored vampire is a dangerous vampire.
I'm grow tired of this waiting. I don't care what you say this place is a cesspool with few redeeming qualities. Either find something entertaining or take me out.
[ Have a look mundane. ]
[ Have a look mundane. ]
Sleep well!
Of course.
[ There's a tilt to his mouth that bodes ill indeed. Like he's about to switch targets from his mun to Walter. No good can come of this given where the vampire currently lives. ]
And I am awake!
It doesn't change the fact that the vampire is sulking, however.]
If you weren't sulking, you wouldn't have said there was nothing to be done about it. So unless you've changed your mind...
[It's a bait-- a challenge for the vampire to do something. He doesn't know where it will lead, but whereever it does, it's sure to be better than watching his partner be morose and listless.]
Well hello!
[ Although he’d like to. So have a look Walter. ]
Unless you have an army that needs killing.
Have you managed to recruit a Walter yet?
I don't personally own one, no. But you can have your fill of Jerries in that one 'PSL'.
[Though there's a very, very strong possibility that they will end up enemies in that one. He doesn't bring that up, though.]
I might take a look around here and see if there aren't any hostile vampires worth killing.
Not yet!
[ A smirk. Vampires besides himself of course. Arrogant much Alucard?]
There seem to have been a few ones popping up lately. Maybe you'll get lucky.
[Because there's still the possibility that he might not be allowed to kill one vampire or another, given mundanes and their particulars.]
Ahh we'll see!
[ He chuckles low with a barely there grin. The city has several undead, they’re just underwhelming for the most part. ]
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[He takes another long drag, then holds it casually up to the vampire's lips as though he hadn't just stolen it without asking.]
Is there anyone in that place worth your time?
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Wasn't there some sort of condition to that?
I'm going to apologize now for his dickery here.
You have to fuck the required number of individuals to gain status and regain your powers.
[ And he says it without batting an eyelash. Now all that's left is to see if Walter explodes or not. ]
No need to! I walked him into it knowing that sort of thing might happen.
What the vampire does get in return for his obscene candor is a positively baleful stare.]
The required number of individuals? You're going to bang multiple people?
[The question enters unbidden into his mind: Just how many is birds
and/or blokesis the vampire going to fuck?No. No, he doesn't want to know.]
Ahahh okies!
I think it's more the required number of encounters one has. It doesn't have to be multiple people. However most of them all too willingly to bend their necks and - with certain aspects of vampirism suppressed - why not take advantage.
[ It's one of the few positive facts of life in Ariel. ]
In fact the government seems keen on increasing our natural appetites.
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I don't suppose those certain supressed aspects of vampirism include the creation of ghouls?
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That would be correct, and I won't be consuming their souls.
[ Pity that. ]
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Pity that the ones who deserve to have something bad happen to them manage to escape it.
[He's secretly hoping the vampire will at least leave the little tarts sore. Yes, he does feel a little vindictive towards the unnamed strangers. He certainly doesn't think highly of them.]
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[ Then again he'll never understand exactly how the human mind works.
He's certainly left a few sore necks among other things. ]
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[Other than to possibly fluster him, the thought occurs. The vampire hasn't quite hit the right button to do that just yet. But he's in the general territory to do so.]
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[ His fingers strum lightly on the arm of the chair. ]
You're not jealous are you?
He's jealous of the time all these strangers get to spend with his partner.
With a violent twitch and the clutching of the butler's fists, the explosion the vampire was looking for in the first place finally erupts.]
What the Hell led you to that conclusion!!
d'awww Walter
[ He looks entirely amused right now. Cheek resting on two fingers as he watches. It's good to know he hasn't lost his touch. ]
And now I must go run an errand. I shall return later.
I only got angry AFTER you said it!!
Okies!
Yet there is some truth to it. You're still fuming.
[ Tap, tap goes his finger. ]
Should guess why?
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No!! You'll just come up with some wild accusation out of the blue so you can rile me up even more!!
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Like so: ]
I see. There's only one mystery here. Are you jealous of me or for me?
[ If he can't shoot up the city, he might as well have some fun. ]
This is why Walter can't have normal friends anymore.
He does work for Hellsing. There is no normal!
This is true. But even most people serving Hellsing die when their heads are cut off.
Well he's more interesting that way.
You might have a point there!
And a more fun target.
That I cannot deny. He has a very amusing temper.
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Wohoo look at my html fail... gah sorry
It happens to the best of us.
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I need to stop writing things at such odd hours. The typos start creeping in.
Yes they will do that. Homophones are the bane of my existence lately.
I tend to accidentally change the position of the cursor to the middle of a word while typing.
touchpad? mine does that alot
Yeah. And now the great question: is Alucard leading or following?
Haha - yep
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Naturally I had to go and look up/refresh on some of those.
I used to take dance classes - never could nail the Foxtrot
I plan to take them when I get the funds.
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I am back! Have you slain the homophones yet?
WB! Sadly no. They continue to be a thorn in my side.
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