Spoilers for OUAT 2x13

[benimble]

What the hell. It's bad enough that the show doesn't expose Charming for the douchebag he is, but not only do they make me into a woman, but chick-me was sleeping with Prince Charming's brother!?

Fucking hell. At least I'm hot as a chick. I'd do her. Even if chick me is sleeping with her uncle.

Comments

[want_take_have]

[smirking. So. Much. Smirking]

Hey, at least girl-you seems to have good taste. I mean, banging royalty? Not too shabby.

[benimble]

Sure, if you want to bang princes. Banging princesses? Way better. Speaking from experience, of course.

[want_take_have]

From experience, huh? I didn't take you for playin' both fields.

[benimble]

Whoa whoa whoa! No. No. I don't swing that way. Ever.

[want_take_have]

[She put her hands up in a placating gesture, a crooked smile on her lips] Hey, no judging. It's no skin off my back if you're into switch hitting now and again.

[benimble]

You're going to make me sick.

[want_take_have]

Didn't know it'd be so easy.

[wasneverasked]

[ Despite her mun's warnings, Helen approaches Jack, curious. ]

Chick-you?

[benimble]

Me. From another world. Only a chick. Hot, but not nearly as hot as you are.

[wasneverasked]

[ Helen frowns. ]

My thanks for your compliment, though it is unneeded.

[benimble]

Of course not. A babe like you? The only reminder you need is a mirror.

[justwannahave]

Stay classy as always, Jack.

[originaljackass]

Hey Cindy. You know, they really nailed you. Teen pregnant. Nice.

[justwannahave]

Oh I'd be concerned if it wasn't, you know, set in another alternative universe or something.

[originaljackass]

Mundy TV. You gotta love it.

[justwannahave]

Are you that bored now?

[originaljackass]

There's not a whole lot to do when you're dead.

[justwannahave]

Looking for a place to go or is the Mundy planning something?

[herotypical]

Could you be any more of a narcissist? I mean -- I know you already as good as take the cake, but maybe you just need to try harder. And then you can be crowned King of the Narcissists.

[originaljackass]

Well excuse me for not approving of incest.

[herotypical]

...I meant the little ditty about sleeping with yourself, Horner. Which is really just familial fraternization by degrees, isn't it?

[ the slayer offers up a shudder. ]

[originaljackass]

That doesn't count. Who doesn't relieve their natural urges now and then?

[herotypical]

The urge to get freaky with yourself? There's nothing natural about that.

[ not when yourself is a whole other person, at least. ]

[originaljackass]

What if you met man Buffy. A man Buffy who just happened to look like, oh, Brad Pitt.

1/2

[herotypical]

[ oh brad... ]