Spoilers for OUAT 2x13

[benimble]

What the hell. It's bad enough that the show doesn't expose Charming for the douchebag he is, but not only do they make me into a woman, but chick-me was sleeping with Prince Charming's brother!?

Fucking hell. At least I'm hot as a chick. I'd do her. Even if chick me is sleeping with her uncle.

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[herotypical]

Trust me -- [ she rather threateningly started to bunch up the sweater's fabric, as if to make it ready for donning ] -- if you end up enjoying it? That means I didn't do it right.

[originaljackass]

Then I'll look forward to you getting it wrong.

[He crosses his arms.]

[herotypical]

[ ...a few problems strike her. y'know. right off the bat. one happens to be the man's taller-than-her status. that's gonna be an issue. the next is the part where his arms are still rather crossed. but -- not to be deterred -- she sets her jaw and grabs onto one of his wrists. ]

I hate you.

[ she gives his arm a hard, strong tug. aiming to draw it away from his body and introduce it to a waiting sleeve. ]

[originaljackass]

[Jack may have possessed some impressive super strength, but it was the kind of strength that didn't always manifest itself all the time or right away. For instance, crossing his arms was no force of exertion, so when she tugs on his arm, she practically pulls him to the ground.]

Whoa! Watch it! You trying to pull it off!?

[herotypical]

It might be an improvement. [ but she does move quickly to brace him, twisting her upper body until she could nudge her shoulder 'helpfully' into his torso. propping him up.

at the same time, she tries to wrangle his arm into the sleeve. at least up to the wrist. ]

[originaljackass]

[In his attempts to struggle, the most inevitable outcome will result in his head resting in an all too inappropriate place. Even if she does succeed in getting one sleeve on him.]

This is either humiliating or incredibly kinky. Funny how those two things are so similar.

[herotypical]

[ rather than jump back and slap him, she takes advantage of his head's proximity and ensnares it with the sweater's neck-hole. ]

Incredibly kinky? More like barely. [ for a girl who tries to exude a false sense of vanilla in nearly every pose and act, she was rather quick to stamp out her own definition of kinky. ]

[originaljackass]

You are so lucky I'm letting you do this.

[Dammit, he forgot how strong she was. Possibly more than him, but he wasn't about to admit that.]

[herotypical]

You're lucky I'm bothering to do this.

[ now comes the tricky part. y'know, the part where she's gotta actually allow her fingertips to touch muscled man-flesh when she tries to work the sweater over his upper-body. ]