Spoilers for OUAT 2x13

[benimble]

What the hell. It's bad enough that the show doesn't expose Charming for the douchebag he is, but not only do they make me into a woman, but chick-me was sleeping with Prince Charming's brother!?

Fucking hell. At least I'm hot as a chick. I'd do her. Even if chick me is sleeping with her uncle.

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[want_take_have]

[smirking. So. Much. Smirking]

Hey, at least girl-you seems to have good taste. I mean, banging royalty? Not too shabby.

[benimble]

Sure, if you want to bang princes. Banging princesses? Way better. Speaking from experience, of course.

[want_take_have]

From experience, huh? I didn't take you for playin' both fields.

[wasneverasked]

[ Despite her mun's warnings, Helen approaches Jack, curious. ]

Chick-you?

[benimble]

Whoa whoa whoa! No. No. I don't swing that way. Ever.

[benimble]

Me. From another world. Only a chick. Hot, but not nearly as hot as you are.

[wasneverasked]

[ Helen frowns. ]

My thanks for your compliment, though it is unneeded.

[want_take_have]

[She put her hands up in a placating gesture, a crooked smile on her lips] Hey, no judging. It's no skin off my back if you're into switch hitting now and again.

[benimble]

You're going to make me sick.

[want_take_have]

Didn't know it'd be so easy.

[benimble]

Of course not. A babe like you? The only reminder you need is a mirror.

[benimble]

Yeah, well, forget royalty and family. How are you doing?

[want_take_have]

Kinda questioning getting hit on by a guy who just admitted he wanted to get it on with his dimension double.

[except not really, because that's far from the worst or most surprising thing she's ever heard. But why admit that?]

[benimble]

Hey, it's not like we're related. She's just an adaption of me. A misguided one, but I appreciate the flattery.

[justwannahave]

Stay classy as always, Jack.

[originaljackass]

Hey Cindy. You know, they really nailed you. Teen pregnant. Nice.

[justwannahave]

Oh I'd be concerned if it wasn't, you know, set in another alternative universe or something.

[originaljackass]

Mundy TV. You gotta love it.

[justwannahave]

Are you that bored now?

[originaljackass]

There's not a whole lot to do when you're dead.

[justwannahave]

Looking for a place to go or is the Mundy planning something?

[originaljackass]

I may be heading back to Luceti. Get a pair of wings again. Fight the war. That sort of thing. It's hell. The women are hot, but it's prude central. Seriously, the only time these people ever have sex is when they get their brains scrambled into doing it.

[justwannahave]

Sounds kinda skeevy to me. But I'm in Camp You Can't Actually Fuck, so there's not that much difference when it comes to mind control.

[originaljackass]

I always did hate camping.

[justwannahave]

Especially when Camp starts looking like some place in the Homelands.