new muse; voice-testing. possibly sending her somewhere, though heaven knows where.

[brigading]

You.

( Haruhi glares directly at her mundane, giving the evil eye. )

You haven't been focusing on me lately at all, have you? To you, it's all "but I have homework to do" or "I haven't roleplayed in ages"! ( There's a sigh before she continues. ) Excuses, excuses.

Sure, you haven't played in a while, but that means nothing! You made my account, right? And you even said it yourself: "I want to play Haruhi this time." After all, you didn't do all that well with your other stupid muses. Besides, I'm more important than all of those people combined, right?

So just find me a place to go to and get a move on already!

( And she ends her rant with a huff. )

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[elementofloyalty]

That's right! Show 'em who's boss!

[brigading]

It's obvious that it's me—

( A slight pause as her eyes widen in surprise. Is that... a talking pony?! )

You're flying. And you can talk! That's... so cool!!

[elementofloyalty]

Yep! I'm a pegasus pony, all right. We're pretty good at both of those! And I'm the best at flying of course.

[brigading]

( Haruhi gives a small chuckle, grinning at that last part. )

Oh, really? Then maybe we should have a race to prove it! I may not be able to fly, but if I can beat a flyer by running, it just proves that you're not the best.

[elementofloyalty]

A RACE, is it? Running? You've got no IDEA who you're dealing with!

[She laughs, and turns a confident loop in midair.]

Sure, you're on!

[brigading]

Ha. And you have no idea who you're dealing with!

( She readies herself, redoubling her grin as she gives the pony a mischievous smirk, a small glint in her eye. )

[elementofloyalty]

All right! To that arbitrary object over there!

[Rainbow points the way, then tenses up like a spring, all compact energy waiting to release.]

Ready, set -- GO!

Oh hell why not.

[observesthings]

Umm... muns are just kind of... like that.

[ ... something about this girl feels weird. Which is why he's taking a risk by even talking to her. ]

oh, hello stranger \o/

[brigading]

Well, mine shouldn't!

( Because honestly, the mundane shouldn't be so completely... worthless. )

/squints eyes at

[observesthings]

You just kind of get used to it after a while. [ Like so many other things he's had to get used to. Not having many friends (especially if they're female), not having any expectation of privacy... and uh. Something Haruhi shouldn't know, for both of their sakes. Seriously, that'd make Haruhi Yuno's public enemy number one. ]

It's not easy, though. Especially not with mine.

why are you squinting eyes at me (,,#ﾟДﾟ)

[brigading]

( The teenage brunette remains silent for a while, her emotions ranging from angry to upset to completely annoyed. )

Shut up.

Do I know you? :o I only know of two people on my timeline who play Haruhi.

[observesthings]

[ Glancing down at Yuno. She... doesn't react well to people being mean to him. ]

I'm... just trying to help...

[ He then gets out his phone. ]

Maybe I can use this to tell you where you might go?

i don't think so?

[brigading]

And how's an ordinary cellphone supposed to help?

( She's still sounding slightly annoyed. )

Oh. Sorry, "hello stranger" made me think you were someone I knew testing her out.

[observesthings]

Umm... if you just tell me your name, I can show you...

[ Jeez, she's almost as bad as Murumuru. ]

[madmadworld]

[This rant is both amusing and mystifying. Yuno listens with her head tilted to one side.]

What if you don't like the place they send you to?

[brigading]

I won't let them send me to a boring, dull place!

( She huffs once again, giving her hair a flip as she pouts at the pink haired girl. )

I'll give that mundane the death sentence if I get sent to someplace like that.

[madmadworld]

You can't kill them. [Believe her. She has tried. Multiple times.] They will have their way in the end.

[brigading]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

( The girl just laughs, folding her arms over her chest as she gives a confident grin. )

I'll be the one having my way, if you don't mind. After all, I'm Suzumiya Haruhi, the brigade chief of the SOS Brigade and the supreme leader of this brand new headspace!

[madmadworld]

I've never heard of you. [Yuno's expression becomes quite cold.] You shouldn't be so confident when you're brand new.

[observesthings]

[ ... the 'Yuno, behave yourself' face. ]

[brigading]

That's because you're lame.

( She refolds her arms, frowning. )

And why not? If you're not confident, you won't get anywhere.

[revolutionarygirl]

Are you sure you should be bossing them around like that? Muns aren't exactly the easiest people to deal with.

[brigading]

Of course I'm sure! My mundane is a huge pushover, after all.

[revolutionarygirl]

I guess, but muns make a big deal out of pointless things sometimes. They also don't seem to mind if we go through some tough stuff, either.

[brigading]

Really.

( Haruhi shrugs it off, though. )

As long as mine doesn't do anything stupid, I'm sure it'll be fine.