new muse; voice-testing. possibly sending her somewhere, though heaven knows where.

[brigading]

You.

( Haruhi glares directly at her mundane, giving the evil eye. )

You haven't been focusing on me lately at all, have you? To you, it's all "but I have homework to do" or "I haven't roleplayed in ages"! ( There's a sigh before she continues. ) Excuses, excuses.

Sure, you haven't played in a while, but that means nothing! You made my account, right? And you even said it yourself: "I want to play Haruhi this time." After all, you didn't do all that well with your other stupid muses. Besides, I'm more important than all of those people combined, right?

So just find me a place to go to and get a move on already!

( And she ends her rant with a huff. )

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[observesthings]

[ It takes a conscious effort to resist the urge to say something along the lines of 'don't get too used to it.' ]

Y-Yeah, that's... you're... lucky.

[brigading]

I am, right?

( Unfortunately, this won't last all that long.. )

[observesthings]

[ More than she realizes. Unlike Yuno, he's actually going to listen to his Diary. He has no idea what the fuck a 'Data Integration Thought Entity' is, but it sounds like a headache he could really do without. Which is why he'd really appreciate it if Yuno'd back off of Nagato right now. ]

Yeah... I'm being sent to a place called 'Holly Heights.' It sounds like you are, too. Or at least, some other you.

[brigading]

I see.

[observesthings]

That doesn't make you curious?

[ He's kind of gotten used to the idea of there being another version of him (who just happens to be dating Moe Wakaba) in the world he now lives in, and by some miracle, Yuno has left him alone. Does... does that kind of thing happen in her world, too?

... Now he's getting curious. Her world sounds more messed up than his. At least in his world, outside of himself, Yuno, and Murumuru, and if you count them, the Future Diaries, it's fairly normal. ]

[brigading]

A little, but then my mundane went on Google to search all about it, told me, and I got bored.

[observesthings]

... uhh...

[ Googling alternate versions of yourself? And... then finding it boring? Who the hell is this girl? ]

I... okay then... [ Kind of speechless. ]

[brigading]

( Nah, the mundane was searching for this 'Holly Heights' thing and got bored.

Alternate versions of herself are kind of cool. Depending on... the 'alternate. )

Okay, then!

[observesthings]

[ It's funnier if we don't correct him, no? ]

... where did you say you were from again?

[brigading]

Nishinomiya, Japan.

( And she nods triumphantly! )

[observesthings]

I'm from Sakurami City.

[ Blinking. She sounds awfully proud of her hometown. Sakurami is a fictional city, but in-universe information shows that's it's somewhere in the Kanagawa Prefecture, which, geographically speaking, isn't that far from Nishinomiya. ]

I've never been to Nishinomiya.

[brigading]

Sakurami, huh...

( She's not that proud. Her hometown pretty much sucks for the most part. Well, except for the fact that it hosts the SOS Brigade.

So there's that, too. )

I've never heard of it. But you should totally come to Nishinomiya sometime!

[observesthings]

[ If he knew what the SoS Brigade was, even he'd find that semi-interesting, and probably fun to at least follow. Yuno... not so much. ]

M-Maybe I will.

[ Though he'd have to say why he's going. Lying to Yuno is impossible thanks to her Future Diary, which does the exact opposite of what his does. ]

[brigading]

Great!

( Oh, wait. His girlfriend is yandere, isn't she... )

And feel free to bring your girlfriend, too!

HARUHI DON'T GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE

[observesthings]

[ She rewrote the book on yandere. He visibly flinches, but... well, at least now he can tell the truth. If they're lucky, Yuno might even see this as a kind and totally benign gesture. So, he relaxes shortly after. ]

Okay. I-I will.

[ As bad of an idea as that is, lord knows she needs to learn how to function around people besides him. ]

BUT RABBIT HOLES ARE COOL 8(

[brigading]

Great! And you better not keep me waiting!

[observesthings]

I-I don't even know when we're supposed to show up...

[brigading]

Show up anytime you want. As long as you don't keep me waiting.

[observesthings]

[ A normal person would probably say something along the lines of 'How will I know when you're waiting,' but, he does have his Future Diary. That said, if he's right about her... she might be the one person in the world besides himself, Yuno, or Murumuru who can change the future so drastically on a whim that it might even be rendered unreliable if not useless. ]

... Okay.

[brigading]

Okay, then it's settled!

[observesthings]

Y-Yeah. You talked to Yuno, right? What did you think of her?