new muse; voice-testing. possibly sending her somewhere, though heaven knows where.

[brigading]

You.

( Haruhi glares directly at her mundane, giving the evil eye. )

You haven't been focusing on me lately at all, have you? To you, it's all "but I have homework to do" or "I haven't roleplayed in ages"! ( There's a sigh before she continues. ) Excuses, excuses.

Sure, you haven't played in a while, but that means nothing! You made my account, right? And you even said it yourself: "I want to play Haruhi this time." After all, you didn't do all that well with your other stupid muses. Besides, I'm more important than all of those people combined, right?

So just find me a place to go to and get a move on already!

( And she ends her rant with a huff. )

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[elementofloyalty]

That's right! Show 'em who's boss!

[brigading]

It's obvious that it's me—

( A slight pause as her eyes widen in surprise. Is that... a talking pony?! )

You're flying. And you can talk! That's... so cool!!

[elementofloyalty]

Yep! I'm a pegasus pony, all right. We're pretty good at both of those! And I'm the best at flying of course.

Oh hell why not.

[observesthings]

Umm... muns are just kind of... like that.

[ ... something about this girl feels weird. Which is why he's taking a risk by even talking to her. ]

oh, hello stranger \o/

[brigading]

Well, mine shouldn't!

( Because honestly, the mundane shouldn't be so completely... worthless. )

[brigading]

( Haruhi gives a small chuckle, grinning at that last part. )

Oh, really? Then maybe we should have a race to prove it! I may not be able to fly, but if I can beat a flyer by running, it just proves that you're not the best.

[madmadworld]

[This rant is both amusing and mystifying. Yuno listens with her head tilted to one side.]

What if you don't like the place they send you to?

[brigading]

I won't let them send me to a boring, dull place!

( She huffs once again, giving her hair a flip as she pouts at the pink haired girl. )

I'll give that mundane the death sentence if I get sent to someplace like that.

[elementofloyalty]

A RACE, is it? Running? You've got no IDEA who you're dealing with!

[She laughs, and turns a confident loop in midair.]

Sure, you're on!

[madmadworld]

You can't kill them. [Believe her. She has tried. Multiple times.] They will have their way in the end.

[brigading]

Ha. And you have no idea who you're dealing with!

( She readies herself, redoubling her grin as she gives the pony a mischievous smirk, a small glint in her eye. )

[elementofloyalty]

All right! To that arbitrary object over there!

[Rainbow points the way, then tenses up like a spring, all compact energy waiting to release.]

Ready, set -- GO!

[brigading]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

( The girl just laughs, folding her arms over her chest as she gives a confident grin. )

I'll be the one having my way, if you don't mind. After all, I'm Suzumiya Haruhi, the brigade chief of the SOS Brigade and the supreme leader of this brand new headspace!

[brigading]

( And at the very split second of 'go', Haruhi darts over to the object, going as fast as she possibly can. )

[madmadworld]

I've never heard of you. [Yuno's expression becomes quite cold.] You shouldn't be so confident when you're brand new.

/squints eyes at

[observesthings]

You just kind of get used to it after a while. [ Like so many other things he's had to get used to. Not having many friends (especially if they're female), not having any expectation of privacy... and uh. Something Haruhi shouldn't know, for both of their sakes. Seriously, that'd make Haruhi Yuno's public enemy number one. ]

It's not easy, though. Especially not with mine.

[elementofloyalty]

[Which just means that Rainbow is there first -- having flown so fast that the ground she'd passed just inches over has burst into flames.]

[Rainbow-colored flames.]

[observesthings]

[ ... the 'Yuno, behave yourself' face. ]

[brigading]

That's because you're lame.

( She refolds her arms, frowning. )

And why not? If you're not confident, you won't get anywhere.

[madmadworld]

I'm confident where it matters. You won't win this battle. [She places a hand on her hip.]

[madmadworld]

[...quizzical look. What was that, Yukki?]

why are you squinting eyes at me (,,#ﾟДﾟ)

[brigading]

( The teenage brunette remains silent for a while, her emotions ranging from angry to upset to completely annoyed. )

Shut up.

[brigading]

As if.

( Haruhi waves a hand, her eyebrows twitching. )

Even if I can't give my mundane the death sentence, I can still give a harsh penalty.

[brigading]

( The teenage girl blinks twice, completely baffled. What just happened? She stares at the side and then behind her.

... Woah. )

That really was fast! You don't happen to be faster than the speed of light, are you?

[observesthings]

[ He holds out his phone for her to see. ]

12/26/UNKNOWN YEAR - 5:30 PM
Haruhi doesn't react as predicted to being asked if she won the Survival Game somewhere else. I try to explain. Her reaction is terrifying.

DEAD END

[ He then folds his phone and places it back in his pocket. ]

I felt the same thing when I saw her.