new muse; voice-testing. possibly sending her somewhere, though heaven knows where.

[brigading]

You.

( Haruhi glares directly at her mundane, giving the evil eye. )

You haven't been focusing on me lately at all, have you? To you, it's all "but I have homework to do" or "I haven't roleplayed in ages"! ( There's a sigh before she continues. ) Excuses, excuses.

Sure, you haven't played in a while, but that means nothing! You made my account, right? And you even said it yourself: "I want to play Haruhi this time." After all, you didn't do all that well with your other stupid muses. Besides, I'm more important than all of those people combined, right?

So just find me a place to go to and get a move on already!

( And she ends her rant with a huff. )

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[observesthings]

[ God willing, no. But then again, worse things have happened here. ]

Y-Yeah. Like, um... well... I've seen people here that I used to think weren't real. You know, like... fictional characters? I even saw Santa Claus here.

[brigading]

Santa?! Really?

[observesthings]

Yeah. He said he'd bring me a telescope.

[ Guess what he still doesn't have? ]

Does your mun know where you might be going?

[brigading]

My mundane already made a reserve at a game. It's a place that she played at before with another character, though she thinks that it might be a good fit for me.

( Haruhi then shrugs nonchalantly, putting on her usual poker face. )

But then again, my mun is compulsive.

[observesthings]

Oh. Well... good luck, I guess. Hopefully it's not too bad of a place... I really hate where I am.

How so?

[brigading]

Well, it's got exciting things, so I'm really excited about it!

( Then again, Haruhi's just glad that her mundane listened to her for once and put her in a place that isn't as boring. )

My mundane's compulsive because she just goes off and decides to play someone, then immediately find a game, and then go of and play them for a while until she gets bored. I really hope that doesn't happen to me, because I'd really hate that.

[observesthings]

That's... actually pretty normal for muns. That's why they're called 'mundanes.'

[brigading]

... Huh, really?

[observesthings]

They also seem to think 'horrible' is just another word for 'awesome.' At least, mine does.

[brigading]

Wait. But isn't 'horrible' horrible, no matter how you spell it?

[observesthings]

[ And this is why he's glad Yuno decided to at try to behave herself. Though Nagato, down there... ]

You'd think so, wouldn't you? Muns can be real sadists.

[brigading]

Ah, is that so? I guess my mundane is way better than most of them if she's decided to listen to me for once!

[observesthings]

[ It takes a conscious effort to resist the urge to say something along the lines of 'don't get too used to it.' ]

Y-Yeah, that's... you're... lucky.

[brigading]

I am, right?

( Unfortunately, this won't last all that long.. )

[observesthings]

[ More than she realizes. Unlike Yuno, he's actually going to listen to his Diary. He has no idea what the fuck a 'Data Integration Thought Entity' is, but it sounds like a headache he could really do without. Which is why he'd really appreciate it if Yuno'd back off of Nagato right now. ]

Yeah... I'm being sent to a place called 'Holly Heights.' It sounds like you are, too. Or at least, some other you.

[brigading]

I see.

[observesthings]

That doesn't make you curious?

[ He's kind of gotten used to the idea of there being another version of him (who just happens to be dating Moe Wakaba) in the world he now lives in, and by some miracle, Yuno has left him alone. Does... does that kind of thing happen in her world, too?

... Now he's getting curious. Her world sounds more messed up than his. At least in his world, outside of himself, Yuno, and Murumuru, and if you count them, the Future Diaries, it's fairly normal. ]

[brigading]

A little, but then my mundane went on Google to search all about it, told me, and I got bored.

[observesthings]

... uhh...

[ Googling alternate versions of yourself? And... then finding it boring? Who the hell is this girl? ]

I... okay then... [ Kind of speechless. ]

[brigading]

( Nah, the mundane was searching for this 'Holly Heights' thing and got bored.

Alternate versions of herself are kind of cool. Depending on... the 'alternate. )

Okay, then!

[observesthings]

[ It's funnier if we don't correct him, no? ]

... where did you say you were from again?

[brigading]

Nishinomiya, Japan.

( And she nods triumphantly! )

[observesthings]

I'm from Sakurami City.

[ Blinking. She sounds awfully proud of her hometown. Sakurami is a fictional city, but in-universe information shows that's it's somewhere in the Kanagawa Prefecture, which, geographically speaking, isn't that far from Nishinomiya. ]

I've never been to Nishinomiya.

[brigading]

Sakurami, huh...

( She's not that proud. Her hometown pretty much sucks for the most part. Well, except for the fact that it hosts the SOS Brigade.

So there's that, too. )

I've never heard of it. But you should totally come to Nishinomiya sometime!

[observesthings]

[ If he knew what the SoS Brigade was, even he'd find that semi-interesting, and probably fun to at least follow. Yuno... not so much. ]

M-Maybe I will.

[ Though he'd have to say why he's going. Lying to Yuno is impossible thanks to her Future Diary, which does the exact opposite of what his does. ]