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[mindblast]

I suppose people have called me a "headcase" among other things for every time they have thanked me for saving their lives.

What can I say? I do it for the love of the job. Crazy blood mages, corrupt templars, naughty demons- what else have you got for me? A beach vacation would be nice. Maybe a demon or two so things won't get boring.

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[cheese_for_everyone]

Being a headcase isn't necessarily an insult.

It means you are different.

[mindblast]

I don't mind. Much like my spells, it hurts them more than it hurts me.

[cheese_for_everyone]

As is usually the case with magic. Unless you accidentally turn your opponent into a troll.

[mindblast]

I've accidentally shocked my uncle at dinner once or twice, but I've never done anything like that.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Maybe I'll let you borrow the Wabbajack sometime. It's a very good staff if you're lucky.

[magerights]

Maybe not too many demons, though.

[mindblast]

I think our average is about eight per battle that is, before another wave comes along.

[magerights]

Maker, don't remind me. I hate thinking that maybe it's finally over only for more of the blighted things to turn up.

[mindblast]

Especially whenever we would have just one more flight of stairs.

[magerights]

Flight of stairs? [Uh, that's a little odd there, Hawke.] I must admit you've lost me there.

[wintershepherd]

Beaches are overrated!

[mindblast]

With names like "Wounded Coast", I wonder why.

[wintershepherd]

Wow. Whoever the mapmaker is who named that one, they need to find a new calling.

[mindblast]

Perhaps therapy.

[birchcore]

If you get a beach vacation, I'm coming along. Someone has to try to keep you out of trouble.

[mindblast]

Bethany!

[There will be a version of so and so, so he has heard from his mun but it still got him but surprise it looks like. Still, he's happy to see her.]

Just...don't run into any ogres, all right?

[birchcore]

[ she's heard of him from people. "people" being anders, and she's curious. he reminds her a lot of marian. ]

Garrett?

[ she smiles sadly. ] You should have told Carver that.

sans but^ up there...unless it's butt surprises

[mindblast]

[This is where sadness can be seen bleeding through that smile of his. So no matter what, one of his siblings would've died anyhow. Fate isn't nice to him. Like, ever.]

Well, he's a Grey Warden now, believe it or not. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.

[vishante]

You...? And a... beach vacation.

[fenris doesn't seem convinced at all. the simple notion is rather amusing, and there's the ghost of a smile on his lips as he ponders long and hard, perhaps a trifle impish.] It doesn't matter where you go, Hawke. There will be trouble hunting you at every turn.

[because let's face it, hawke seriously just has a knack for it.] Or perhaps you merely intend to be the first to leap? [hidden in the shadows, waiting for danger to emerge and own it like a boss? this also seems likely.]

[mindblast]

You're probably right. [He can't go a week without running into some crazy loon(s).] I could be building a sandcastle and unknowingly provoke a demon to fight me. In my swim clothes.

[He's trying to picture it right now. Sand demons. Sun burnt mages.]

So. When do you want to book the trip?

[vishante]

Hm. A tempting offer, if only for the... change of scenery.

[mostly the thought of hawke in his swim clothes, really. or the sight of sun burnt anders.] Did you... have in mind to invite everyone?

[mindblast]

That depends on how people feel about sand demons. [Hawke flashes that fox tooth grin that he uses during situations like these.] Got something on your mind already, Fenris?

[birdhousesoul]

I've seen your idea of a beach vacation, thanks. [ Dryly: ] They call it the Wounded Coast.

[mindblast]

It's not my fault that our go-to beach is infested with said crazy blood mages and pirates.

[spellmight]

Add a hefty dose of darkspawn in there, and that is the story of my life.

I'm going to take a very risky vacation to Antiva, I think.