dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

canon: dragon age

(no subject)

I suppose people have called me a "headcase" among other things for every time they have thanked me for saving their lives.

What can I say? I do it for the love of the job. Crazy blood mages, corrupt templars, naughty demons- what else have you got for me? A beach vacation would be nice. Maybe a demon or two so things won't get boring.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

As is usually the case with magic. Unless you accidentally turn your opponent into a troll.

I've accidentally shocked my uncle at dinner once or twice, but I've never done anything like that.

Edited 2012-12-20 11:20 (UTC)

Maybe I'll let you borrow the Wabbajack sometime. It's a very good staff if you're lucky.

Interesting name for a staff.

It is a staff crafted by the god of madness and can turn your average templar into a sweet roll. I think it fits.

"You just got wabbajacked." I like it. [It'd make a nice gift for Anders even.]

Edited (I can spell I swear. Haha. Get it? Spell...) 2012-12-20 23:02 (UTC)

Not sure how much he would like a gift from The mad god if I'm bein' honest with you.

[He chuckled.]

Won't cause him any harm though if you gave it to him.

[...wait.]

Did you...read my mind just now?

Something like that but this is standard when you're dealing with my ilk.

Well except Sanguine, he would just challenge you to a drinking contest and you would end up naked in a temple somewhere.

[He'll remember that whenever he meets "Sanguine".]

Sorry because I know this is a sudden question but this isn't the part where you summon demons to attack me, is it? [Because this is usually how it goes for him. /sob what a world]

Not at all. Well unless I change my mind but I don't see that happening.

I never thought I'd meet a reasonable blood mage in my lifetime but here it is. And Varric isn't even here to record it. [That could be a backhanded comment but.../shrug]

You think I'm a blood mage?

[That gets a laugh out of him.]

There! You just read my mind again! [Yes, it's mostly in sarcastic jest (like everything coming from him, really).] Anyway, I've gathered as much from what you said about summoning demons. Not that I'm asking you to prove that of course.

No I am not a Blood Mage. Though I am something your friend Fenris would likely equally hate. A god. The Mad God to be exact.

Edited (Welp that was a bad lapse in concentration XD) 2012-12-23 13:26 (UTC)

He's not much of a people person, you see. [But he still cares about that tsundere elf.]

Would you be offended if I said I've never heard of you? [There's a lot of crazies, of course. Like that chatty man at the Hanged Man.]

I would be surprised if you did considering I'm not from your world.

And yet you know about me, my friends, and the world I'm from.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only