On the D word. Also, Bacon.

[notintehkitchen]

Good luck with that, but I won't be joining you unless they make diet bacon that tastes as good as the real thing. Don't even start talking to me about turkey bacon, I accidentally bought it in Paradise one time and thought I was eating a tire. Why does turkey bacon even exist? It doesn't get crispy right like the real bacon does.

Comments

[notintehkitchen]

I'm not.

[idkworldruler]

Oh good, then you're part of PETA.

[notintehkitchen]

People eating tasty animals?

[idkworldruler]

Hey! Someone gets it!

[notintehkitchen]

Oh? It was supposed to be a joke?

[idkworldruler]

Only if you really want it to be.

[notintehkitchen]

... It can be a joke then.

[idkworldruler]

Well of course it can.

[notintehkitchen]

So, who are you little one? I don't think I've seen you around before.

[idkworldruler]

I'll have you know that I am not little. I am nineteen years old.

[notintehkitchen]

You don't look it! I would of thought about thirteen.

[idkworldruler]

Thirteen? Please girl, can't you tell from my manly, post-pubescent body?

[notintehkitchen]

[If that's what a manly, post-pubescent body looks like she's been hanging around bears.]

No. Absolutely not.

[idkworldruler]

[Please don't say that to him. He'll have to hunt down those people and make them suffer.]

Well then, blame my mun for having terrible artist skills, and having to rely on Japanese manga for a pb.

[notintehkitchen]

[Good luck with a bunch of crazed assassins for hire, kid. You're going to need it.]

My mun can't draw either. I'm surprised I ended up with what I did here, she must really like me.

[idkworldruler]

[Please, have any of them been blessed by honey bees?]

Well then you're one of the lucky few. It's looks good on ya by the. Also, good news is, I can get all the ladies with this face~.

[notintehkitchen]

[Not yet, but they all have ubercharged hearts that make them invincible for a short period of time!]

Is that so?

[She'll humor him, but there's no way a kid would charm her in that way.]

[idkworldruler]

[And he's invincible period. You know, he just has to either find his body or rez himself somewhere, far away from where he died. But not big deal! Right?]

It is so. Got an award winning personality too. The only thing that I lack is Morgan Freeman's voice.

[Crosses arms, challenge accepted.]

[notintehkitchen]

[Girl from the 60's here is totally clueless.]

Who is Morgan Freeman? Is he more handsome then John Wayne?

[And she lights up a cig with her flamethrower flames coming dangerously close to her face as she does.]

[idkworldruler]

Yep, and a much better actor. [Shawshank for the win.] And his voice is sweeter than honey~.

You know I could have lit that up for you.

[notintehkitchen]

...

......

[Wait, fuck everything else. What did he just say about her fake!husband?]

NO ONE IS BETTER THEN JOHN WAYNE.

[idkworldruler]

John Wayne is good at playing John Wayne. Morgan Freeman is good at playing everything, including narrations.

[That's right, he's going there.]

[notintehkitchen]

John Wayne is good at playing everything. Morgan Freeman is just some nobody I've never even heard of.

[idkworldruler]

It is obvious that you do not know much about Modern cinema then. [Looks at her sadly.]

[notintehkitchen]

You're wrong! I learned English from modern Western cinema and Rock'n'Roll!