On the D word. Also, Bacon.

[notintehkitchen]

Good luck with that, but I won't be joining you unless they make diet bacon that tastes as good as the real thing. Don't even start talking to me about turkey bacon, I accidentally bought it in Paradise one time and thought I was eating a tire. Why does turkey bacon even exist? It doesn't get crispy right like the real bacon does.

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[idkworldruler]

It's very possible. Our muns are doing it, right now, like a boss. Or bosses.

[notintehkitchen]

Sometimes I wish she'd get off the internet and stop embarrassing me.

[idkworldruler]

What's embarrassing?

[notintehkitchen]

You wouldn't understand, kid.

[idkworldruler]

Please, I've seen things that defy the laws of physics, I'm pretty positive I would understand.

[You know, unless it's a girl thing.]

[notintehkitchen]

Like what?

[Yeah, let's not go there.]

[idkworldruler]

I've been to the center of the Earth.

[notintehkitchen]

And you didn't die or respawn?

Huh.

[idkworldruler]

You're not in the know are you?