On the D word. Also, Bacon.

[notintehkitchen]

Good luck with that, but I won't be joining you unless they make diet bacon that tastes as good as the real thing. Don't even start talking to me about turkey bacon, I accidentally bought it in Paradise one time and thought I was eating a tire. Why does turkey bacon even exist? It doesn't get crispy right like the real bacon does.

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[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ h, now this is different turf
Let me try the dialect - mrph mrph mrph mrph ♪

[notintehkitchen]

Oh, you're a musician?

[She laughs.]

Me too.

[idkworldruler]

Because there are those that do not like pig? [Have a guy who likes to wear a gasmask.]

[notintehkitchen]

They are cute, but I suppose the cuteness adds to the deliciousness.

[idkworldruler]

Only if you're not a vegitarian I guess.

[hasstandards]

Do they even make diet bacon?

[notintehkitchen]

I'm not.

[notintehkitchen]

Yeah, the turkey kind is supposed to be diet... I think.

[idkworldruler]

Oh good, then you're part of PETA.

[notintehkitchen]

People eating tasty animals?

[idkworldruler]

Hey! Someone gets it!

[notintehkitchen]

Oh? It was supposed to be a joke?

[idkworldruler]

Only if you really want it to be.

[notintehkitchen]

... It can be a joke then.

[idkworldruler]

Well of course it can.

[notintehkitchen]

So, who are you little one? I don't think I've seen you around before.

[idkworldruler]

I'll have you know that I am not little. I am nineteen years old.

[notintehkitchen]

You don't look it! I would of thought about thirteen.

[idkworldruler]

Thirteen? Please girl, can't you tell from my manly, post-pubescent body?

[notintehkitchen]

[If that's what a manly, post-pubescent body looks like she's been hanging around bears.]

No. Absolutely not.

[idkworldruler]

[Please don't say that to him. He'll have to hunt down those people and make them suffer.]

Well then, blame my mun for having terrible artist skills, and having to rely on Japanese manga for a pb.

[notintehkitchen]

[Good luck with a bunch of crazed assassins for hire, kid. You're going to need it.]

My mun can't draw either. I'm surprised I ended up with what I did here, she must really like me.

[idkworldruler]

[Please, have any of them been blessed by honey bees?]

Well then you're one of the lucky few. It's looks good on ya by the. Also, good news is, I can get all the ladies with this face~.

[not_onyourside]

Turkey bacon ees an abomination.

[Hey, something they can agree on!]

[notintehkitchen]

[Not yet, but they all have ubercharged hearts that make them invincible for a short period of time!]

Is that so?

[She'll humor him, but there's no way a kid would charm her in that way.]