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[halfagirl]

Hey asshole, I don't know what the hell kind of plans you have for me, but you can just forget it. Don't talk to me about headspace, I've had enough of the sadistic bastard in mine.

[ I think you mean can't get enough, right? Denial ain't just a river, sunshine! ]

Can it. Him I'm stuck with, but you can go fuck right off, as far as I'm concerned.

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[devil_king]

[SPEAKING OF SADISTIC BASTARDS.

You feel that heavy breathing on the back of your neck, Kainé? SAA-SAA-SAA.]

[halfagirl]

[ you feel that SWORD SHE'S STABBING BEHIND HER WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING

probably not but feels good for her, man. ]

[devil_king]

[OH SHE HAS SUCH SPIRIT and now her sword is in his belly button.

This amuses him way too much and she gets a friendly pat on the head. Except his claws are scraping her scalp and just sort of holding her in place oops]

Do you whine all day or just when you're awake?

[halfagirl]

If I ever find a way to murder annoying assholes in my sleep, you'll be the first to know.

[ not like she was planning on running. maybe if she wrenches her blade up his stomach she could gut him up like a pig. or maybe not, but it's nice to dream. ]

[devil_king]

[No, but that shower of sparks falling on her back probably at least stings a bit because PHYSICS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES that's what happens when you drag a blade over his world shatteringly super abs

totally]

That's easy, you just sleep face down in water.

[HAH-HAH because she's obviously the annoying asshole of these two

clearly]

[halfagirl]

[ yeah well you and your abs can go to hell oh wait. sparks mean progress, right? if you saw at something hard enough you'll get somewhere, that's how she always operated. ]

You think you're such a fucking riot, don't you?

[devil_king]

It's hard not to be when around a joke like you.

[Oh well, he'll just be picking her right up off the ground by her freaking skull now so he can turn her around and examine her like she's some sort of weird looking bug that needs a closer look]

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ In all of Kainé's journeying across the world's expanse
Perhaps someday she may even finally find some pants ♪

[halfagirl]

Got a problem with my outfit, bastard?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Not at all, not a bit
Except that you're missing half of it ♪

[halfagirl]

Buzz off before I chop off half of something of yours, and it isn't going to be pants.

[seclusion]

Wow, Kainé, if anyone could convince a, um, headspace to leave you alone, I bet it's you.

[halfagirl]

Yeah, I'm working on it. Thanks for the vote of confidence, though, Emil.

[seclusion]

Still, I'm glad... to be able to talk to you. Really glad. But it'll turn out all right, won't it? I actually wasn't sure about doing this kind of thing, either, but it turns out I'm having fun!

[halfagirl]

... It's nice to see you too. But don't get all sappy on me now, we've had enough of that.

What do you mean, this kind of thing?

[seclusion]

Okay, Kainé.

Oh, you know. Getting picked up and put somewhere and kind of poked at... And you've got this person deciding what they want to do to you, so stuff happens... That 'this kind of thing. I got taken to a whole big city! Way bigger than where Nier lives.

[halfagirl]

So far it's been anything but fun. And from what you're telling me, it's just going to get worse. Cities are shitholes, just trust me.

[seclusion]

I don't know. The apartment I'm in is a lot smaller than my manor, but it feels like a cocoon I like to stay in. And there's this lady who leaves apples for me.

Don't you think it's a nice idea? To see wide, new places? But there are a lot more people than I'm used to, and...

[kingunmaker]

Goodness, such harsh words from such sweet lips.

[halfagirl]

Piss off, I don't give a shit.

[kingunmaker]

Oh, that I had already surmised. I suppose curiosity simply drives me to wonder 'why'?

[halfagirl]

Why what? Gotta be more specific than that.

[kingunmaker]

Why? Well, why go to such lengths to antagonize? Why spread your animosity so far and wide, when hate is so much better levied with precision? I am a curious sort, my lady, so there are many things I wonder 'why' over.

[halfagirl]

Just because I think you're a fucktard doesn't mean I hate you, so don't flatter yourself. I don't need a reason, so if you're looking for one, you're shit out of luck.

[kingunmaker]

Oh, I never believed you hated me, my lady. I am far too affable for that! I was simply wondering why you were taking out your rage on your mundane.