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[halfagirl]

Hey asshole, I don't know what the hell kind of plans you have for me, but you can just forget it. Don't talk to me about headspace, I've had enough of the sadistic bastard in mine.

[ I think you mean can't get enough, right? Denial ain't just a river, sunshine! ]

Can it. Him I'm stuck with, but you can go fuck right off, as far as I'm concerned.

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[halfagirl]

Son of a bi--

[ --iiirds? what did they ever do to you. but she's stopping the onslaught for now only because she needs to recharge on magic, damnit. ]

[devil_king]

[ just smiling up here like this is a birthday party and he's got himself a shiny balloon ]

So when are you going to kick my ass?

[halfagirl]

As soon as you stop relying on dumbass tricks like these to get your way!

[devil_king]

Tricks like punching you in the face?

[So tricky.]

[halfagirl]

Don't play dumb. I'm talking about your bullshit magic and you know it!

[devil_king]

I didn't use any. You were the one shooting it off the same way you do your mouth.

[ he casually uses a foot to flick her dropped sword into a hand, twirling it like a pen between his fingers ]

Huh-huh, you haven't worked out you're inferior to me in every way yet?

[ he even looks better in a dress lookit how he's styling in that thing ]

[halfagirl]

The only thing you have me beat is in jackassery, so shut it.

[ don't knock her sense of fashion, it's questionable enough as it is. and that dress is hideous enough to deserve a kick in the dick, just let her demonstrate. ]

[devil_king]

And speed.

[ with which he caught her ankle ]

And strength.

[ by which he will be picking her up ]

And magic.

[ with which he makes her float about in a purple mist, just barely out of range from slitting his throat

oh Kainé will you ever win

no]

[halfagirl]

[ GODDAMN YOU GODMODE stop picking on midbosses. it might be just barely out of range but she's testing that with her remaining blade very throughly. ]

You shitlicking bastard asshole, I'm going to murder you so hard when I get out of here...

[devil_king]

[ its your own fault for starting the fight in the first place because fights with Versebute either end instantly or last forever]

so he causes her to spin around, gives her the now traditional smack on the ass and then-]

Better luck next time.

[Poof, he disappears.

So she can enjoy floating there for an hour or two]

[halfagirl]

[ just going to spend that time doing some quality seething while Tyrann laughs at her in her head. fine, next time for sure. ]