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Hey asshole, I don't know what the hell kind of plans you have for me, but you can just forget it. Don't talk to me about headspace, I've had enough of the sadistic bastard in mine.

[ I think you mean can't get enough, right? Denial ain't just a river, sunshine! ]

Can it. Him I'm stuck with, but you can go fuck right off, as far as I'm concerned.

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[SPEAKING OF SADISTIC BASTARDS.

You feel that heavy breathing on the back of your neck, Kainé? SAA-SAA-SAA.]

[ you feel that SWORD SHE'S STABBING BEHIND HER WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING

probably not but feels good for her, man. ]

[OH SHE HAS SUCH SPIRIT and now her sword is in his belly button.

This amuses him way too much and she gets a friendly pat on the head. Except his claws are scraping her scalp and just sort of holding her in place oops]

Do you whine all day or just when you're awake?

If I ever find a way to murder annoying assholes in my sleep, you'll be the first to know.

[ not like she was planning on running. maybe if she wrenches her blade up his stomach she could gut him up like a pig. or maybe not, but it's nice to dream. ]

[No, but that shower of sparks falling on her back probably at least stings a bit because PHYSICS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES that's what happens when you drag a blade over his world shatteringly super abs

totally]

That's easy, you just sleep face down in water.

[HAH-HAH because she's obviously the annoying asshole of these two

clearly]

[ yeah well you and your abs can go to hell oh wait. sparks mean progress, right? if you saw at something hard enough you'll get somewhere, that's how she always operated. ]

You think you're such a fucking riot, don't you?

It's hard not to be when around a joke like you.

[Oh well, he'll just be picking her right up off the ground by her freaking skull now so he can turn her around and examine her like she's some sort of weird looking bug that needs a closer look]

[ I HOPE YOU ENJOY A HEEL IN YOUR EYE and a few point-blank magic missiles out of sheer capslock rage. ]

Put me the fuck down, or I'll rip your horns out of your head and cram them up your ass!

[Remember that barrier from last time? Well it remembers her and refuses to let any of it touch him

hah-hah]

She really doesn't learn does she? BONK she gets dropped right on her butt.

he might start picking her up every time just to see if she'll make the same mistake]

Do you think real bugs get as pissed off as you if they get picked up?

[ learning from mistakes is for chumps, and usually a sword in the face solves all her problems anyway. ]

Do you think you'd stop fucking around with cheap magic so I can just kill you and get it over with already?

[Psycho face activate

Form of! A scary ass smile]

Why don't you learn how to use a sword and make killing you worth it first?

I know how to use a sword, bastard. The question is do you know how to stop hiding behind bullshit barriers, or are you too chickenshit for the sight of your own blood?

[Oh look

the barrier just disappeared

his smile got worse

now what]

[ now that's a good look. she readies her blades, dark magic wafting off of her in smoke, but makes no move to attack yet.

CHICKENSHIIIT. ]

[he is just over here smiling ear to ear and breathing heavily like he's some sort of asthmatic pervert watching a strip tease or something

SAA SAA SAA

fucking smoke is coming out of his mouth

his body is ready JUST DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

DID THE ROOM JUST GET SMALLER OR ARE THEY CLOSER TOGETHER OR IS THAT IN HER HEAD

SAA SAA SAA

DO IT DO IT

SAA SAA

DO IT

SAA]

No cheap-ass magic, either!

[ HAVE TO RESIST STABBING HIM IN THE FACE NO MATTER HOW GODDAMN TEMPTING And how! OR SLICING HIS THROAT OUT I always said you were a cut above the rest OR KICKING HIS BALLS IN okay, now that might be going a little too far. ]

[SAA SAA SAA

you don't get words you get heavy breathing and a feeling like the fucking apocalypse is going on behind his eyes

SAA SAA SAA]

Scared to try to get a hit in before I cut you open? I've never cowered behind a barrier like a little bitch, so c'mon!

[HER EVERY WORD OF EMPTY ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE LIVING UP TO HER CHALLENGE ~~make his penis harder~~ MAKE HIS SMILE BIGGER

SAA SAA SAA

look at him just standing over here with the craziest face

SAA SAA SAA

DO IT]

[ I CAN PLAY HARD-TO-GET ALL DAY BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT BE BLUE-BALLING ME OUT OF A FIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. I'M NOT MOVING AN INCH. ]

Edited (YEP...) 2012-11-25 01:41 (UTC)

[WHY

SCARED

YOU SHOULD BE

BECAUSE THE TENSION

IS SO GODDAMN ENOURMOUS

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE NOSE TO NOSE DESPITE NOT BEING AT ALL

SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE AND IT PROBABLY AIN'T GONNA BE A SUDDEN MAKE OUT SESSION

SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAA!]

[ DO YOU WANT HER TO PROJECTILE VOMIT IN YOUR FACE OR WHAT.

SHE'S DOING SO WELL IN NOT MURDERING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BUT THAT CAN CHANGE. ]

[that is what he wants

that is what he is waiting for

that is why he has his barrier down and is now for real all up in her face and-]

Boo.

[ you know what CLOSE ENOUGH. taking a swing at that neck of his because heads are gonna roll. ]

[Do you know what the sound of being punched in the face by Versbute is?

It's DENIED.

That's literally the sound it makes when his fist collides with her face before her swing is half way done

and that whole reduce to 1hp thing happens again

THAT'S RIGHT HE CAN DO THAT SHIT WITH PUNCHING TOO]

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