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Hey asshole, I don't know what the hell kind of plans you have for me, but you can just forget it. Don't talk to me about headspace, I've had enough of the sadistic bastard in mine.

[ I think you mean can't get enough, right? Denial ain't just a river, sunshine! ]

Can it. Him I'm stuck with, but you can go fuck right off, as far as I'm concerned.

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[Psycho face activate

Form of! A scary ass smile]

Why don't you learn how to use a sword and make killing you worth it first?

I know how to use a sword, bastard. The question is do you know how to stop hiding behind bullshit barriers, or are you too chickenshit for the sight of your own blood?

[Oh look

the barrier just disappeared

his smile got worse

now what]

[ now that's a good look. she readies her blades, dark magic wafting off of her in smoke, but makes no move to attack yet.

CHICKENSHIIIT. ]

[he is just over here smiling ear to ear and breathing heavily like he's some sort of asthmatic pervert watching a strip tease or something

SAA SAA SAA

fucking smoke is coming out of his mouth

his body is ready JUST DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

DID THE ROOM JUST GET SMALLER OR ARE THEY CLOSER TOGETHER OR IS THAT IN HER HEAD

SAA SAA SAA

DO IT DO IT

SAA SAA

DO IT

SAA]

No cheap-ass magic, either!

[ HAVE TO RESIST STABBING HIM IN THE FACE NO MATTER HOW GODDAMN TEMPTING And how! OR SLICING HIS THROAT OUT I always said you were a cut above the rest OR KICKING HIS BALLS IN okay, now that might be going a little too far. ]

[SAA SAA SAA

you don't get words you get heavy breathing and a feeling like the fucking apocalypse is going on behind his eyes

SAA SAA SAA]

Scared to try to get a hit in before I cut you open? I've never cowered behind a barrier like a little bitch, so c'mon!

[HER EVERY WORD OF EMPTY ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE LIVING UP TO HER CHALLENGE ~~make his penis harder~~ MAKE HIS SMILE BIGGER

SAA SAA SAA

look at him just standing over here with the craziest face

SAA SAA SAA

DO IT]

[ I CAN PLAY HARD-TO-GET ALL DAY BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT BE BLUE-BALLING ME OUT OF A FIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. I'M NOT MOVING AN INCH. ]

Edited (YEP...) 2012-11-25 01:41 (UTC)

[WHY

SCARED

YOU SHOULD BE

BECAUSE THE TENSION

IS SO GODDAMN ENOURMOUS

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE NOSE TO NOSE DESPITE NOT BEING AT ALL

SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE AND IT PROBABLY AIN'T GONNA BE A SUDDEN MAKE OUT SESSION

SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAA SAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAASAA!]

[ DO YOU WANT HER TO PROJECTILE VOMIT IN YOUR FACE OR WHAT.

SHE'S DOING SO WELL IN NOT MURDERING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BUT THAT CAN CHANGE. ]

[that is what he wants

that is what he is waiting for

that is why he has his barrier down and is now for real all up in her face and-]

Boo.

[ you know what CLOSE ENOUGH. taking a swing at that neck of his because heads are gonna roll. ]

[Do you know what the sound of being punched in the face by Versbute is?

It's DENIED.

That's literally the sound it makes when his fist collides with her face before her swing is half way done

and that whole reduce to 1hp thing happens again

THAT'S RIGHT HE CAN DO THAT SHIT WITH PUNCHING TOO]

[ MOTHERFUUU you know what, no. she's not doing the whole flying across the room from the momentum of the punch thing. it's canon, bitch.

she only drops one sword but is momentarily too winded to chop off that fist with the other ffffUUGH. ]

Edited 2012-11-25 02:07 (UTC)

[OH SHIT THAT MEANS HE CAN USE HER AS A RAPID FIRE PUNCHING BAG

later

since if he did that now she'd kind of turn into burgers

so instead he blows her

I mean blows on her, at this stage it's probably enough to get her knees to give way]

[ grabbing weakly at his fist in an attempt to stand up. maybe if she just... reaches over and...

fires as many goddamn missile attacks in his mouth as possible he'd choke on her fury and keel over I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MANA THIS TAKES. ]

[NOPE

he backhands them all like they're energy punkass bitches and sends them flying all over the place

Seagull squawk, cat shriek, glass breaking, Wilhelm scream from the distance of course]

Son of a bi--

[ --iiirds? what did they ever do to you. but she's stopping the onslaught for now only because she needs to recharge on magic, damnit. ]

[ just smiling up here like this is a birthday party and he's got himself a shiny balloon ]

So when are you going to kick my ass?

As soon as you stop relying on dumbass tricks like these to get your way!

Tricks like punching you in the face?

[So tricky.]

Don't play dumb. I'm talking about your bullshit magic and you know it!

I didn't use any. You were the one shooting it off the same way you do your mouth.

[ he casually uses a foot to flick her dropped sword into a hand, twirling it like a pen between his fingers ]

Huh-huh, you haven't worked out you're inferior to me in every way yet?

[ he even looks better in a dress lookit how he's styling in that thing ]