on his mun and her hijinks

[kouros]

Stop plotting things with that friend of yours with Hermes and Eros in her head. And the one with Aphrodite. And the one with Dionysus. Your plots always end poorly for me, and when they end poorly for me I get annoyed.

You don't like me when I'm annoyed.

Comments

[hawkethis]

You mean you can be anything other than annoyed?

[kouros]

..I am so glad that you and Hermes can never meet. Yes, Marian, I can be things other than annoyed.

[hawkethis]

And you can stop calling me that any day now, your Grace.

[kouros]

There's at least one other Hawke on the ship. Calling you by your names prevent confusion.

[chasedlaurels]

Apollo...

[ warning tone! ]

[kouros]

I won't turn her into anything! I'm just warning her that I can rebel and she won't like me if I do.

[chasedlaurels]

You already have a besmirched name in the eyes of many men and women, why must you continue the stories?

[kouros]

It's not like I can do anything more than sulk and refuse to cooperate with her.

[yetstillasoldier]

I see you have yet to discover how the mun/muse relationship functions.

[kouros]

No one asked you, newbie.

[yetstillasoldier]

A beacon of intelligence.

[kouros]

Are you calling me stupid, or is that an attempt at a jibe?

[moicheftikos]

Oh? And what is this plot?

[kouros]

Anything involving you is a plot.

[moicheftikos]

Yes, well... I'm curious!

[kouros]

She just wants to make me miserable!

[bibo_ergo_sum]

Aw, come on. It doesn't always end badly.

[kouros]

It does most of the time.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

"Most of the time" is not always.

Most of the time, drinking all night causes hangovers and it really sucks and you want to die to make it stop. But it feels so very nice when one time you can wake up without a hangover and a really good-looking person cuddled next to you in bed. And isn't it worth the occasional pain to be able to have those good moments of "I made it though the night and everything's good right now"?

Voice of reason. Right here. In this bottle of wine. In vino veritas, bitches.

[persist]

You do stupid things when you get annoyed, that's what.

[kouros]

Thank you for that, little sister.

I'M SORRY

[persist]

Not so little anymore, though.

And are you pouting?

[draftingolympus]

It could be worse, couldn't it? At least you haven't reached the [BAD] interesting poetry phase yet.

[kouros]

You mean those horrible haiku the version of me you know spouts off?

[draftingolympus]

I wouldn't call them horrible, Lord Apollo...no, actually, I'm sorry, they're awful.