on his mun and her hijinks

[kouros]

Stop plotting things with that friend of yours with Hermes and Eros in her head. And the one with Aphrodite. And the one with Dionysus. Your plots always end poorly for me, and when they end poorly for me I get annoyed.

You don't like me when I'm annoyed.

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[chasedlaurels]

You already have a besmirched name in the eyes of many men and women, why must you continue the stories?

[kouros]

It's not like I can do anything more than sulk and refuse to cooperate with her.

[chasedlaurels]

And yet, many a man has mysteriously been smited whilst you pout.

[kouros]

For the record, only a quarter of them were me.