on his mun and her hijinks

[kouros]

Stop plotting things with that friend of yours with Hermes and Eros in her head. And the one with Aphrodite. And the one with Dionysus. Your plots always end poorly for me, and when they end poorly for me I get annoyed.

You don't like me when I'm annoyed.

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[moicheftikos]

Hm... oh, well. Either way, I'll see in you in my bed soon.

[kouros]

You will not.

[moicheftikos]

I don't think that's up to you.

[kouros]

It is.

[moicheftikos]

...You're not gonna turn her into a plant, are you?

[kouros]

If I turn her into a plant, I'll turn into a plant.

[moicheftikos]

...I wonder what you would be. A sunflower, perhaps?