on his mun and her hijinks

[kouros]

Stop plotting things with that friend of yours with Hermes and Eros in her head. And the one with Aphrodite. And the one with Dionysus. Your plots always end poorly for me, and when they end poorly for me I get annoyed.

You don't like me when I'm annoyed.

Comments

[moicheftikos]

You say that now. Maybe I can get yu to drink that gargleblaster. I heard it tastes of lemons.

[kouros]

I prefer oranges.

[moicheftikos]

Same difference. They're both citrus fruits.

[kouros]

They're completely different. Not that I expect you to know that, being so busy with other...business.

[moicheftikos]

Don't hate what you don't know, Polly! Or what you don't know... yet.

[kouros]

I will never know it.

[moicheftikos]

I think your mun is saying different.

[kouros]

My mun is a stupid little girl.

[moicheftikos]

Apollo! That was incredibly rude!

[kouros]

You act as though I care right now.

[moicheftikos]

I suppose you get to deal with the consequences of calling your mun a "stupid little girl", then.

[kouros]

She's already in a bad mood. I can't do much to make it worse.

[moicheftikos]

Except, you probably can.

[kouros]

No, I really can't.

[moicheftikos]

Hm... oh, well. Either way, I'll see in you in my bed soon.

[kouros]

You will not.

[moicheftikos]

I don't think that's up to you.

[kouros]

It is.

[moicheftikos]

...You're not gonna turn her into a plant, are you?

[kouros]

If I turn her into a plant, I'll turn into a plant.

[moicheftikos]

...I wonder what you would be. A sunflower, perhaps?