on his mun and her hijinks

[kouros]

Stop plotting things with that friend of yours with Hermes and Eros in her head. And the one with Aphrodite. And the one with Dionysus. Your plots always end poorly for me, and when they end poorly for me I get annoyed.

You don't like me when I'm annoyed.

Comments

[kouros]

It does most of the time.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

"Most of the time" is not always.

Most of the time, drinking all night causes hangovers and it really sucks and you want to die to make it stop. But it feels so very nice when one time you can wake up without a hangover and a really good-looking person cuddled next to you in bed. And isn't it worth the occasional pain to be able to have those good moments of "I made it though the night and everything's good right now"?

Voice of reason. Right here. In this bottle of wine. In vino veritas, bitches.

[kouros]

....Di, how drunk are you today?

[bibo_ergo_sum]

That depends. What day is it?

[kouros]

The fifteenth of November, 2012.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

Hmmmm. My guess is "very" because it is a day ending in "Y"

[kouros]

More than normal, or just normal?

[bibo_ergo_sum]

Splitting hairs. The point remains. I'm right.

[kouros]

A rarity does not cancel out the duds.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

It does not. But! You miss out on the opportunity to have the good times if you don't risk the bad. And I've had my share of bad, trust me.

[kouros]

She wants me to sleep with Aphrodite.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

.....

Well, at the very least, it's not the death sentence you seem to think it is.

[kouros]

I've spent four thousand years without even thinking of having sex with her. I'm not starting now.