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he wouldn't leave me alone??? sob
MUNDOUCHE
YOU'RE A SELF INDULGENT SLICE OF FECULENT SHITLOAF.
I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS.
IF NOT THEN YOU'RE MORE OF AN INSULT TO ALL SEMI INTELLIGENT LIFE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, WHICH IS SAYING A FUCKING LOT.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR SAD, SAD EXISTENCE.
FEEL FREE TO CRY
I WOULD TOO IF I WAS AS MUCH OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SACK OF PUSCLOTS AS YOU
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE TIMELINE OF THIS "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE" AND YOU'RE ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PUPPETEER WITH ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ONLY PUPPETEER HERE IS ME, SLIMEGARGLER.
DO NOT MAKE ME LIFT UP THIS PATCH.
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT.
I WILL DO IT, AND ERUPT MISERY AND DESOLATION ALL OVER YOUR WORTHLESS AMOEBIC LIFE.
NO
SHUT UP
MY EYE ISN'T GONE
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE ME INTO THIS NICHE OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE NOOKFIDDLING SUPERPOWERS.
ALSO
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET A QUIRK CHANGE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE ILL CONCEIVED TIMELINE YOU'VE DREAMT UP
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT MUTANT LOSER.
FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE A SELF INDULGENT SLICE OF FECULENT SHITLOAF.
I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS.
IF NOT THEN YOU'RE MORE OF AN INSULT TO ALL SEMI INTELLIGENT LIFE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, WHICH IS SAYING A FUCKING LOT.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR SAD, SAD EXISTENCE.
FEEL FREE TO CRY
I WOULD TOO IF I WAS AS MUCH OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SACK OF PUSCLOTS AS YOU
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE TIMELINE OF THIS "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE" AND YOU'RE ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PUPPETEER WITH ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ONLY PUPPETEER HERE IS ME, SLIMEGARGLER.
DO NOT MAKE ME LIFT UP THIS PATCH.
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT.
I WILL DO IT, AND ERUPT MISERY AND DESOLATION ALL OVER YOUR WORTHLESS AMOEBIC LIFE.
NO
SHUT UP
MY EYE ISN'T GONE
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE ME INTO THIS NICHE OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE NOOKFIDDLING SUPERPOWERS.
ALSO
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET A QUIRK CHANGE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE ILL CONCEIVED TIMELINE YOU'VE DREAMT UP
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT MUTANT LOSER.
FUCK YOU.
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THOSE TWO SMALL EXCLAMATIONS WERE TEXTUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UNCONTROLLABLE MIRTH THAT IS RACKING MY BODY AT YOUR FUNNY JOKE.
YES
HILARIOUS
GO CHOKE ON A WAD OF SHUT THE HELL UP.
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what the fuck happened anyway
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT.
HOW CAN I BE ON A FACET OF PUNCTUATION, IT MAKES NO SENSE, NOT EVEN AS AN INSULT
ARE YOU RETARDED???
WAIT, NO
THAT'S AN EVEN STUPIDER QUESTION THAN THE ONE YOU ASKED
THE QUESTION IS SO SCREAMINGLY OBVIOUS YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BLASTED IT THROUGH MY THINK PAN WITH A MORON RAY.
I APOLOGIZE FOR MY BLINDNESS IN REGARDS TO YOUR SEVERE MENTAL HANDICAPS.
YOU SEE, I'M MISSING AN EYE.
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(V)!_!(V) < i guess the other terezi was right! you do need to have your sight fiddled with to 6e the 6est you clawsi6ly can
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut i think that your mun was right in keeping your quirk the way it was! it suits you imclawsi6ly well
(V)!_!(V) < and it doesnt really matter who you share it with
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AND USING HER OBNOXIOUS NUMBERS.
YOU'RE AN ALTERNATE ASSHOLE AREN'T YOU.
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(V)!_!(V) < although this isnt the first time someones said theres a vriska out there using 6s in her speech
(V)!_!(V) < i didnt think that num6er was going to 6e so popular :/
he had spurned black affections for vriska
VRISKA'S A FRAUDULENT SPHINCTER OF INCOMPETENCE.
YOU DON'T NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER, DON'T EVEN BOTHER, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
YOU USING SIXES IS LESS INSUFFERABLE THAN YOUR FISH PUNS AT LEAST.
oh karkat, always so butthurt
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut thank you for saying so
(V)!_!(V) < and theyre not fish puns theyre cra6 puns
(V)!_!(V) < theres an imclawsi6ly 6ig difference 6etween the two of them! mine take a little more dedicrustacean since theyre tricky to think up
he is the most butthurt
YOU TYPE IN VIOLET.
this is not a surprise
(V)!_!(V) < wow, a fishy me is kind of difficult to imagine
(V)!_!(V) < im glad that she keeps up with the puns though! theyre imclawsi6ly cute and i cant imagine writing without them
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I SINCERELY DOUBT THERE'S A NEPETA ANYWHERE IN PARADOX SPACE THAT DOESN'T USE PUNS.
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(V)!_!(V) < haha thats a really nice thought! kind of like how theres pro6a6ly no karkat anywhere who isnt really grumpy
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I'M NOT "GRUMPY".
I'M MERELY RESPONDING TO THE MENAGERIE OF STUPIDITY THE MY LIFE IS CURRENTLY IMMERSED IN WITH SITUATIONALLY APPROPRIATE ACRIMONY.
I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF BEING CIVIL.
WHAT DO YOU EVEN TAKE ME FOR.
I'M AN ARISTOCRAT, REMEMBER.
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(V)!_!(V) < its a personality trait that doesnt have anything to do with class
(V)!_!(V) < and i never said that you couldnt 6e nice! just that normally you were too 6usy 6eing a grump
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I'M NOT "NICE"
IN NO UNIVERSE AM I EVER NOR EVER SHALL BE DESCRIBED BY THE ADJECTIVE "NICE".
I'M VICIOUS AND CUNNING AND A TOTAL BADASS.
THERE, PICK ANY OF THOSE TO SUPPLEMENT YOUR FLAWED DESCRIPTION WITH INSTEAD.
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(V)!_!(V) < nope! i still think that nice fits you 6etter than any of the ones you thought of
(V)!_!(V) < and i know for a fact that the karkat from my world is clawsitively a nice person even if he says otherwise
(V)!_!(V) < so im going to have to disagree with that
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I BET HE'S AN UNJUSTIFIABLE BULGESMEAR.
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(V)!_!(V) < and also pretty similar to you now that i think a6out it
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut i guess thats understanda6le since there are some things that just dont change even when universes do
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JUST GOT THIS WICKED FEELIN TOO
got this real twitch under my
MOTHERFUCKING EYE ,
that just all up and came when i saw you typin in that color.
WEIRDEST THING MAN.
weird as shit.
:o/
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YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER HORRENDOUS SEQUENCE OF EVENTS PULLED TOGETHER IN THE BILGESTAINED CLUSTERFUCK KNOWN AS A UNIVERSE.
ANOTHER TIMELINE.
YOU TYPE IN JADE IN MINE.
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so if i got my understandin on right wouldn't that make this brother some kind of jade blooded motherfucker.
SOME KIND OF PISSBLOOD OF THE RAREST KIND.
is that what you be tellin me, bro?
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AND THAT THOSE BOUNDARIES MEAN PEOPLE DON'T WANT YOU BITING THEM
MUCH LESS DRINKING THEIR BLOOD.
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be a motherfuckin sport best friend,
GET YOUR VOLUNTEER ON.
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NO
THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
FUCK OFF.
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SUCH A CRABBY LITTLE FUCKER,
no matter which universe you're up and from.
:o)
HONK.
you and he up and got your moirallegiance on too or ain't that no thing?
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AND
YEAH.
WE DO, ACTUALLY.
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then what's the problem bro.
WHAT'S BLOOD BETWEEN BROS.
heheheheh.
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THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
HE'S DOING IT ALL WRONG.
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its the other way round here.
Do:
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WHAT.
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you be all reading and seein this color?
;o)
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SO YOU
LIKE TEREZI DID
WHO DID YOU
OH MY GOD.
OH GOD
OH GOD OK I CAN HANDLE THIS.
SO YOU'RE GOOD NOW THOUGH, RIGHT?
MUTANT KARKAT IS YOUR MOIRAIL?
YOU'RE LIKE
CONCILIATED.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WHIP OUT A NOOSE AND TELL ME I NEED TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE RIGHT.
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did you up and do some bad biznasty that got that little chica all worked up ?
TUT TUT.
but to answerin your question
HE GOT HIS PAP AND SHOOSH ON REAL GOOD.
feel good as new.
CHILLED AS ICE RIGHT HERE.
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SHE SUDDENLY GOT IT INTO HER HEAD THAT WE WERE ALL CRIMINALS BECAUSE OF SOME CRISIS OVER THE JUSTICE SYSTEM SHE WAS HAVING AND SHE HAD TO KILL US ALL.
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SHE
WELL
VRISKA WAS
THEY
SHE'S DEAD.
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that's just too bad.
TOO MOTHERFUCKIN BAD.
Do:
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I'M A BIG DEAL YOU KNOW.
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some bigshot like you gotta be knowin some jokes right.
;o)
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TRY TO MAKE SURE YOUR OXYGEN SACS DON'T EXPLODE AND MAKE A MESS.
PREPARE YOURSELF "BEST FRIEND"
HERE WE GO
KARKAT WALKS INTO A BAR, WHEREIN BAR DENOTES A LIMBO IN WHICH WE ARE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT OUR EXISTENCE IS CONTROLLED BY PASTY ASSHOLES BANGING AWAY ON A COMPUTER KEYBOARD
KARKAT SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT AND LEAVES.
HA HA HA.
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the punchline is, brother.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
;o)