he wouldn't leave me alone??? sob

[azurage]

MUNDOUCHE
YOU'RE A SELF INDULGENT SLICE OF FECULENT SHITLOAF.
I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS.
IF NOT THEN YOU'RE MORE OF AN INSULT TO ALL SEMI INTELLIGENT LIFE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, WHICH IS SAYING A FUCKING LOT.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR SAD, SAD EXISTENCE.
FEEL FREE TO CRY
I WOULD TOO IF I WAS AS MUCH OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SACK OF PUSCLOTS AS YOU
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE TIMELINE OF THIS "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE" AND YOU'RE ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PUPPETEER WITH ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ONLY PUPPETEER HERE IS ME, SLIMEGARGLER.
DO NOT MAKE ME LIFT UP THIS PATCH.
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT.
I WILL DO IT, AND ERUPT MISERY AND DESOLATION ALL OVER YOUR WORTHLESS AMOEBIC LIFE.
NO
SHUT UP
MY EYE ISN'T GONE
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE ME INTO THIS NICHE OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE NOOKFIDDLING SUPERPOWERS.
ALSO
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET A QUIRK CHANGE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE ILL CONCEIVED TIMELINE YOU'VE DREAMT UP
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT MUTANT LOSER.
FUCK YOU.

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[messiahs]

HAHAHAHA.
be a motherfuckin sport best friend,
GET YOUR VOLUNTEER ON.

[azurage]

NO
NO
THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
FUCK OFF.

[messiahs]

now that ain't no attitude to be all having is it
SUCH A CRABBY LITTLE FUCKER,
no matter which universe you're up and from.
:o)
HONK.
you and he up and got your moirallegiance on too or ain't that no thing?

[azurage]

AND YOU'RE AN OBNOXIOUS SACK OF LEAVINGS NO MATTER WHAT COLOR YOU ARE
AND
YEAH.
WE DO, ACTUALLY.

[messiahs]

HOOONK.
then what's the problem bro.
WHAT'S BLOOD BETWEEN BROS.
heheheheh.

[azurage]

THE PROBLEM IS WHEN THE DOUCHE RESPONSIBLE FOR KEEPING ME PACIFIED SENDS ME INTO A FROTHING BLOOD THEFT RELATED RAGEBLIVION.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
HE'S DOING IT ALL WRONG.

[messiahs]

DAMN THAT'S SIX KINDS OF FUCKED UP.
its the other way round here.
Do:

[azurage]

WOW
WHAT.

[messiahs]

YOU GOT YOUR SIGHT ON?
you be all reading and seein this color?
;o)

[azurage]

FUCK
SO YOU
LIKE TEREZI DID
WHO DID YOU
OH MY GOD.
OH GOD
OH GOD OK I CAN HANDLE THIS.
SO YOU'RE GOOD NOW THOUGH, RIGHT?
MUTANT KARKAT IS YOUR MOIRAIL?
YOU'RE LIKE
CONCILIATED.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WHIP OUT A NOOSE AND TELL ME I NEED TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE RIGHT.

[messiahs]

DID YOU UP AND GET YOUR BAD ON, BEST FRIEND?
did you up and do some bad biznasty that got that little chica all worked up ?
TUT TUT.

but to answerin your question
HE GOT HIS PAP AND SHOOSH ON REAL GOOD.
feel good as new.
CHILLED AS ICE RIGHT HERE.

[azurage]

I DID NOTHING OF THE FUCKING SORT, YOU SLANDERING BARFBAG
SHE SUDDENLY GOT IT INTO HER HEAD THAT WE WERE ALL CRIMINALS BECAUSE OF SOME CRISIS OVER THE JUSTICE SYSTEM SHE WAS HAVING AND SHE HAD TO KILL US ALL.

[messiahs]

she good now?

[azurage]

...
SHE
WELL
VRISKA WAS
THEY






SHE'S DEAD.

[messiahs]

WELL FUCK.




that's just too bad.
TOO MOTHERFUCKIN BAD.
Do:

[azurage]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

[messiahs]

got any good jokes brother?

[azurage]

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT FRIVOLOUS HORSESHIT.
I'M A BIG DEAL YOU KNOW.

[messiahs]

JUST ONE.
some bigshot like you gotta be knowin some jokes right.
;o)

[azurage]

OK HERE'S A REAL KILLER
TRY TO MAKE SURE YOUR OXYGEN SACS DON'T EXPLODE AND MAKE A MESS.
PREPARE YOURSELF "BEST FRIEND"
HERE WE GO
KARKAT WALKS INTO A BAR, WHEREIN BAR DENOTES A LIMBO IN WHICH WE ARE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT OUR EXISTENCE IS CONTROLLED BY PASTY ASSHOLES BANGING AWAY ON A COMPUTER KEYBOARD
KARKAT SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT AND LEAVES.
HA HA HA.

[messiahs]

HAHAHAHA.
the punchline is, brother.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
;o)