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he wouldn't leave me alone??? sob
MUNDOUCHE
YOU'RE A SELF INDULGENT SLICE OF FECULENT SHITLOAF.
I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS.
IF NOT THEN YOU'RE MORE OF AN INSULT TO ALL SEMI INTELLIGENT LIFE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, WHICH IS SAYING A FUCKING LOT.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR SAD, SAD EXISTENCE.
FEEL FREE TO CRY
I WOULD TOO IF I WAS AS MUCH OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SACK OF PUSCLOTS AS YOU
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE TIMELINE OF THIS "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE" AND YOU'RE ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PUPPETEER WITH ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ONLY PUPPETEER HERE IS ME, SLIMEGARGLER.
DO NOT MAKE ME LIFT UP THIS PATCH.
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT.
I WILL DO IT, AND ERUPT MISERY AND DESOLATION ALL OVER YOUR WORTHLESS AMOEBIC LIFE.
NO
SHUT UP
MY EYE ISN'T GONE
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE ME INTO THIS NICHE OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE NOOKFIDDLING SUPERPOWERS.
ALSO
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET A QUIRK CHANGE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE ILL CONCEIVED TIMELINE YOU'VE DREAMT UP
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT MUTANT LOSER.
FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE A SELF INDULGENT SLICE OF FECULENT SHITLOAF.
I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS.
IF NOT THEN YOU'RE MORE OF AN INSULT TO ALL SEMI INTELLIGENT LIFE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, WHICH IS SAYING A FUCKING LOT.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR SAD, SAD EXISTENCE.
FEEL FREE TO CRY
I WOULD TOO IF I WAS AS MUCH OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SACK OF PUSCLOTS AS YOU
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE TIMELINE OF THIS "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE" AND YOU'RE ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PUPPETEER WITH ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ONLY PUPPETEER HERE IS ME, SLIMEGARGLER.
DO NOT MAKE ME LIFT UP THIS PATCH.
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT.
I WILL DO IT, AND ERUPT MISERY AND DESOLATION ALL OVER YOUR WORTHLESS AMOEBIC LIFE.
NO
SHUT UP
MY EYE ISN'T GONE
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE ME INTO THIS NICHE OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE NOOKFIDDLING SUPERPOWERS.
ALSO
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET A QUIRK CHANGE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE ILL CONCEIVED TIMELINE YOU'VE DREAMT UP
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT MUTANT LOSER.
FUCK YOU.
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I'M A BIG DEAL YOU KNOW.
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some bigshot like you gotta be knowin some jokes right.
;o)
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TRY TO MAKE SURE YOUR OXYGEN SACS DON'T EXPLODE AND MAKE A MESS.
PREPARE YOURSELF "BEST FRIEND"
HERE WE GO
KARKAT WALKS INTO A BAR, WHEREIN BAR DENOTES A LIMBO IN WHICH WE ARE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT OUR EXISTENCE IS CONTROLLED BY PASTY ASSHOLES BANGING AWAY ON A COMPUTER KEYBOARD
KARKAT SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT AND LEAVES.
HA HA HA.
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the punchline is, brother.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
;o)