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he wouldn't leave me alone??? sob
MUNDOUCHE
YOU'RE A SELF INDULGENT SLICE OF FECULENT SHITLOAF.
I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS.
IF NOT THEN YOU'RE MORE OF AN INSULT TO ALL SEMI INTELLIGENT LIFE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, WHICH IS SAYING A FUCKING LOT.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR SAD, SAD EXISTENCE.
FEEL FREE TO CRY
I WOULD TOO IF I WAS AS MUCH OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SACK OF PUSCLOTS AS YOU
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE TIMELINE OF THIS "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE" AND YOU'RE ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PUPPETEER WITH ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ONLY PUPPETEER HERE IS ME, SLIMEGARGLER.
DO NOT MAKE ME LIFT UP THIS PATCH.
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT.
I WILL DO IT, AND ERUPT MISERY AND DESOLATION ALL OVER YOUR WORTHLESS AMOEBIC LIFE.
NO
SHUT UP
MY EYE ISN'T GONE
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE ME INTO THIS NICHE OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE NOOKFIDDLING SUPERPOWERS.
ALSO
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET A QUIRK CHANGE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE ILL CONCEIVED TIMELINE YOU'VE DREAMT UP
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT MUTANT LOSER.
FUCK YOU.
YOU'RE A SELF INDULGENT SLICE OF FECULENT SHITLOAF.
I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS.
IF NOT THEN YOU'RE MORE OF AN INSULT TO ALL SEMI INTELLIGENT LIFE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT, WHICH IS SAYING A FUCKING LOT.
AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THE POINTLESSNESS OF YOUR SAD, SAD EXISTENCE.
FEEL FREE TO CRY
I WOULD TOO IF I WAS AS MUCH OF AN UNFORGIVABLE SACK OF PUSCLOTS AS YOU
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED OUT THE TIMELINE OF THIS "ALTERNATE UNIVERSE" AND YOU'RE ALREADY ATTEMPTING TO PLAY PUPPETEER WITH ME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ONLY PUPPETEER HERE IS ME, SLIMEGARGLER.
DO NOT MAKE ME LIFT UP THIS PATCH.
DO NOT MAKE ME DO IT.
I WILL DO IT, AND ERUPT MISERY AND DESOLATION ALL OVER YOUR WORTHLESS AMOEBIC LIFE.
NO
SHUT UP
MY EYE ISN'T GONE
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE ME INTO THIS NICHE OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM THEN YOU CAN AT LEAST LET ME HAVE THE NOOKFIDDLING SUPERPOWERS.
ALSO
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T GET A QUIRK CHANGE OUT OF THIS ENTIRE ILL CONCEIVED TIMELINE YOU'VE DREAMT UP
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME AS THAT MUTANT LOSER.
FUCK YOU.
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AND USING HER OBNOXIOUS NUMBERS.
YOU'RE AN ALTERNATE ASSHOLE AREN'T YOU.
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(V)!_!(V) < although this isnt the first time someones said theres a vriska out there using 6s in her speech
(V)!_!(V) < i didnt think that num6er was going to 6e so popular :/
he had spurned black affections for vriska
VRISKA'S A FRAUDULENT SPHINCTER OF INCOMPETENCE.
YOU DON'T NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER, DON'T EVEN BOTHER, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
YOU USING SIXES IS LESS INSUFFERABLE THAN YOUR FISH PUNS AT LEAST.
oh karkat, always so butthurt
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut thank you for saying so
(V)!_!(V) < and theyre not fish puns theyre cra6 puns
(V)!_!(V) < theres an imclawsi6ly 6ig difference 6etween the two of them! mine take a little more dedicrustacean since theyre tricky to think up
he is the most butthurt
YOU TYPE IN VIOLET.
this is not a surprise
(V)!_!(V) < wow, a fishy me is kind of difficult to imagine
(V)!_!(V) < im glad that she keeps up with the puns though! theyre imclawsi6ly cute and i cant imagine writing without them
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I SINCERELY DOUBT THERE'S A NEPETA ANYWHERE IN PARADOX SPACE THAT DOESN'T USE PUNS.
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(V)!_!(V) < haha thats a really nice thought! kind of like how theres pro6a6ly no karkat anywhere who isnt really grumpy
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I'M NOT "GRUMPY".
I'M MERELY RESPONDING TO THE MENAGERIE OF STUPIDITY THE MY LIFE IS CURRENTLY IMMERSED IN WITH SITUATIONALLY APPROPRIATE ACRIMONY.
I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF BEING CIVIL.
WHAT DO YOU EVEN TAKE ME FOR.
I'M AN ARISTOCRAT, REMEMBER.
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(V)!_!(V) < its a personality trait that doesnt have anything to do with class
(V)!_!(V) < and i never said that you couldnt 6e nice! just that normally you were too 6usy 6eing a grump
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I'M NOT "NICE"
IN NO UNIVERSE AM I EVER NOR EVER SHALL BE DESCRIBED BY THE ADJECTIVE "NICE".
I'M VICIOUS AND CUNNING AND A TOTAL BADASS.
THERE, PICK ANY OF THOSE TO SUPPLEMENT YOUR FLAWED DESCRIPTION WITH INSTEAD.
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(V)!_!(V) < nope! i still think that nice fits you 6etter than any of the ones you thought of
(V)!_!(V) < and i know for a fact that the karkat from my world is clawsitively a nice person even if he says otherwise
(V)!_!(V) < so im going to have to disagree with that
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I BET HE'S AN UNJUSTIFIABLE BULGESMEAR.
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(V)!_!(V) < and also pretty similar to you now that i think a6out it
(V)!_!(V) < 6ut i guess thats understanda6le since there are some things that just dont change even when universes do