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[canenotneeded]

I understand that this is new and exciting for you, Mun, and that you're getting very attached to your new fandom, but does this hunt for--what do you call it? Right. "Fanfiction". Do we really need to continue this?

The ideas it's giving you are...worrying.






Stop smiling like that. [:|]

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[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Your blog is more entertaining than so-called, "Fanfiction," John.

[canenotneeded]

Well. I'm glad you think so, but I'm not sure she's as easily convinced.

**coughs** Mun writes fanfic, soooo yeah, this is all Sherlock XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

I don't think. I know.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Don't look like that. "Fanfiction" is written by a bunch of dull people who have nothing better to do and aren't good enough to get paid for what they produce.

XDDD! I do too, occasionally. Mostly, I'm just a junkie for it & poor john has to suffer through it

[canenotneeded]

[He's...strangely flattered by that]

That's the problem, though. They have nothing better to do so weI get put in...compromising positions. Have you seen some of the things these people are writing about?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

John, I shoot walls when I'm bored. Do you know how desperate I'd have to be to read that... stuff!?

[canenotneeded]

[Snorts]

Incredibly desperate. Or just incredibly mad--both, maybe.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

I'd shoot myself with a gun first...

[bbinatrenchcoat]

Fanfiction?

[canenotneeded]

It's, ah.

Stories that muns write. Or, well, I suppose they don't have to be muns, just fans--but they're writing about...things that the general population doesn't need to be reading about whether they're happening or not.

[bbinatrenchcoat]

[ just not getting it, watson.

he blinks ]


Like an apocalypse?

[canenotneeded]

[Ohgod, don't make him explain it]

...Yes, like apocalypses or...sometimes rewriting things that have already happened. Or, you know. Personal...things.

[bbinatrenchcoat]

[ this human stuff is weird ... ]

Personal... You mean like standing too close?

[canenotneeded]

[Yes, yes it is. :|]

No, like--


[Sigh]

Like sex. And Relationships. And, just. Things that should stay between the people involved in it.

[bbinatrenchcoat]

[ pause ..... just staring away for bit, not really sure what to say ]

What a strange apocalypses... Where do fans get the power to create such a thing.

[wealldosillythings]

Oh goodness...not the F word!

[canenotneeded]

That's the one.

[wealldosillythings]

Thankfully my mun hasn't read too much of.. that lately, but I've heard...things. [She shudders. For a morgue girl, she's not usually squeamish] Scary things.

[canenotneeded]

My mun is addicted to it, I think.

[He frowns slightly--it's not a conscious thing, but he can't really help it]

I don't know if I would call it scary. It's just...


...A lot to take in all at once.

[consultingsociopath]

They're all mad about it.

[Sherlock does not approve. Were it not for the fact that he doesn't care what people think about him, he would be quite mortified that his mun reads this stuff in public.]

[canenotneeded]

They probably should all get their heads looked at. This can't be normal.

[CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT THE READING OF IT IN PUBLIC :|]

[consultingsociopath]

Apparently it's very normal, but that doesn't make it useful, clever or remotely beneficial in anyway.

[His took it on a Kindle on an airplane aeroplane; nothing's worse than that.]

[canenotneeded]

They obviously don't share your opinion.

[Work. She was reading them on break at work]

[consultingsociopath]

I think it's more that they don't care about usefulness, or cleverness, or what's beneficial to them.

[That doesn't sound very productive. Just don't mention the ones about You-Know-Who; he'll actually explode.]

[canenotneeded]

I've gotten a good look at what the do apparently care about and I think you're right.

[To her credit, she did limit it to actual break times. Ohgod, no. No. John is doing his best to forget those ever existed]

[hisdearblogger]

[ John is once again amused by this. ]

Oh god, they've started that up?

My deepest sympathies.