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[canenotneeded]

I understand that this is new and exciting for you, Mun, and that you're getting very attached to your new fandom, but does this hunt for--what do you call it? Right. "Fanfiction". Do we really need to continue this?

The ideas it's giving you are...worrying.






Stop smiling like that. [:|]

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[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Your blog is more entertaining than so-called, "Fanfiction," John.

[canenotneeded]

Well. I'm glad you think so, but I'm not sure she's as easily convinced.

**coughs** Mun writes fanfic, soooo yeah, this is all Sherlock XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

I don't think. I know.

[He rolls his eyes.]

Don't look like that. "Fanfiction" is written by a bunch of dull people who have nothing better to do and aren't good enough to get paid for what they produce.

[bbinatrenchcoat]

Fanfiction?

XDDD! I do too, occasionally. Mostly, I'm just a junkie for it & poor john has to suffer through it

[canenotneeded]

[He's...strangely flattered by that]

That's the problem, though. They have nothing better to do so weI get put in...compromising positions. Have you seen some of the things these people are writing about?

[canenotneeded]

It's, ah.

Stories that muns write. Or, well, I suppose they don't have to be muns, just fans--but they're writing about...things that the general population doesn't need to be reading about whether they're happening or not.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

John, I shoot walls when I'm bored. Do you know how desperate I'd have to be to read that... stuff!?

[canenotneeded]

[Snorts]

Incredibly desperate. Or just incredibly mad--both, maybe.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

I'd shoot myself with a gun first...

[bbinatrenchcoat]

[ just not getting it, watson.

he blinks ]


Like an apocalypse?

[canenotneeded]

No you wouldn't. If you shot yourself, you wouldn't be able to show off anymore.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

What makes you say that?

[He didn't say he would kill himself.]

[canenotneeded]

[Ohgod, don't make him explain it]

...Yes, like apocalypses or...sometimes rewriting things that have already happened. Or, you know. Personal...things.

[bbinatrenchcoat]

[ this human stuff is weird ... ]

Personal... You mean like standing too close?

[canenotneeded]

Because you--

[Blinks before laughing softly]



...keep the bullets in the wall, Sherlock.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[There's an amused smile as John laughs.]

Then don't bore me, John.

[It' simple, really.]

[canenotneeded]

[Yes, yes it is. :|]

No, like--


[Sigh]

Like sex. And Relationships. And, just. Things that should stay between the people involved in it.

[canenotneeded]

How did I become tasked with maintaining your entertainment levels? Isn't that what your website is for?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You're the one who decided no one was interested in my website, remember?

[bbinatrenchcoat]

[ pause ..... just staring away for bit, not really sure what to say ]

What a strange apocalypses... Where do fans get the power to create such a thing.

[canenotneeded]

No, I only said that no one cares about your analysis of tabacco ash which, really Sherlock, even you have to admit isn't as interesting as some of the other things you've posted.

omg this is hilarious

[canenotneeded]

[That was a bit like his response at first too]

They have keyboards and internet access. It's borderline terrifying.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Two Hundred, forty-THREE different types of tobacco ash, John! Do you know how many cases can be solved just by realizing that not all tobacco ash is created equal?

[canenotneeded]

I don't, actually, and I'm sure no one else does either which is why we have you around.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Was that a compliment?

[He turns his head sharply to look at John.]

Why are you complimenting me like that?